Discussion in 'ten-forward' started by Rita, Nov 14, 2004.
HOW TO COOK A TURKEY
Step 1: Go buy a turkey
Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey
Step 3: Put turkey in the oven
Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens
Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
Step 7: Turn oven the on
Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky
Step 9: Turk the bastey
Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get
Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer
Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey
Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours
Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 16: Floor the turkey up off of the pick
Step 17: Turk the carvey
Step 18: Get yourself another scottle of botch
Step 19: Tet the sable and pour a glass of turkey
Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out
Why don't we hold a thanksgiving party here on wilders? Somebody get the turkey!
This place is filled with turkeys (and I'm not excluding myself)
http://www.gifs.net/animate/thanksgiving12.gif to all my American friends. Have a wonderful day.
Thank you peaches it is appreciated
Gobble gobble. Yum yum. Diet did some one say diet?
On a serious note, let all of us remember to be thankful.
Everyday here Wildman, everyday. By the way, congrats on becoming a senior member. I think you have found a home!
THINGS TO BE THANKFUL FOR
The mess to clean after a party because it means I have been surrounded by friends.
The taxes I pay because it means I have an income.
A lawn that needs mowing, windows that need cleaning, because it means I have a home.
All the complaining I hear about the government, because it means we have freedom of speech.
My huge heating bill because it means I am warm.
Aching muscles at the end of the day because it means I have been productive.
The lady behind me in church who sings off key because it means I can hear.
The piles of laundry and ironing because it means I have clothes to wear.
The alarm that goes off in the morning because it means I am alive.
Getting too much e-mail because it means friends are thinking of me.
Just remember. The word DIET is just the word DIE with a T on the end!!!!!!!
"T" for turkey ........
which one - on the table or the one devouring?
Does it really matter?
nah it's all good
Turkey in distress http://www.gifs.net/animate/turkey5.gif
some turkeys are luckier than others
You call that distress??
Is that Anna Nicole Smith?
anna nicole wishes she looked that good
I was speaking of her marriage.
you talking about that old bird she was married to
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