Thoughts on Thanksgiving

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  1. Rita

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    Thanksgiving thoughts--
     
  2. Rita

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    HOW TO COOK A TURKEY




    Step 1: Go buy a turkey
    Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey
    Step 3: Put turkey in the oven
    Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
    Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens
    Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
    Step 7: Turn oven the on
    Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky
    Step 9: Turk the bastey
    Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get
    Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer
    Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey
    Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours
    Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey
    Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey
    Step 16: Floor the turkey up off of the pick
    Step 17: Turk the carvey
    Step 18: Get yourself another scottle of botch
    Step 19: Tet the sable and pour a glass of turkey
    Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out
     
  3. nadirah

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    Why don't we hold a thanksgiving party here on wilders? Somebody get the turkey! :D
     
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    This place is filled with turkeys (and I'm not excluding myself) :D

    Acadia
     
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    :D :D :D
     
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    Thank you peaches it is appreciated

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    :cool: Gobble gobble. Yum yum. Diet did some one say diet?

    On a serious note, let all of us remember to be thankful.

    Thanks
    wildman
    :cool: :D
     
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    Everyday here Wildman, everyday. By the way, congrats on becoming a senior member. I think you have found a home! :)
     
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    THINGS TO BE THANKFUL FOR
    The mess to clean after a party because it means I have been surrounded by friends.
    The taxes I pay because it means I have an income.

    A lawn that needs mowing, windows that need cleaning, because it means I have a home.

    All the complaining I hear about the government, because it means we have freedom of speech.

    My huge heating bill because it means I am warm.

    Aching muscles at the end of the day because it means I have been productive.

    The lady behind me in church who sings off key because it means I can hear.

    The piles of laundry and ironing because it means I have clothes to wear.

    The alarm that goes off in the morning because it means I am alive.

    Getting too much e-mail because it means friends are thinking of me.
     
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    Just remember. The word DIET is just the word DIE with a T on the end!!!!!!! :eek:
     
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    "T" for turkey ........ :D
     
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    Stuffed turkey :D ;)
     
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    which one - on the table or the one devouring? :D :D
     
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    Does it really matter? o_O
     
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    nah it's all good :D
     
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    Is that Anna Nicole Smith? :D
     
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    :D :D :D
     
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    anna nicole wishes she looked that good ;)
     
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    I was speaking of her marriage. :cool:
     
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    you talking about that old bird she was married to :D
     
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