The Rhyming game

If you drink too much, you will heave
and possibly want to leave
Oh but don't you grieve
the bill you have may be reprieved
only if you practice to deceive,

and turns you into a thief
This is my belief
so turn over a new leaf

 

If you drink too much, you will heave
and possibly want to leave
Oh but don't you grieve
the bill you have may be reprieved
only if you practice to deceive,

and turns you into a thief
This is my belief
so turn over a new leaf
and try a new life
and a new wife

 

If you drink too much, you will heave
and possibly want to leave
Oh but don't you grieve
the bill you have may be reprieved
only if you practice to deceive,

and turns you into a thief
This is my belief
so turn over a new leaf
and try a new life


and a new wife
will possibly cause strife
but never ever
give her a Knife

 

to make her cook up some Fudge

 

and a new wife
will possibly cause strife
but never ever
give her a Knife

Instead, consult a judge
to make her cook up some Fudge
unfortunately, she won't budge

and now she holds a grudge
and I even gave her a nudge

 

And because of It,
she has to walk on a crutch

so the time has come
to say Salom

 

It's getting late

 

so the time has come
to say Salom
Ah, but wait

It's getting late
I need a date
Got some bait?

 

so the time has come
to say Salom
Ah, but wait

It's getting late
I need a date
Got some bait?

Yes here's some made
but he'll be Afraid

 

so the time has come
to say Salom
Ah, but wait

It's getting late
I need a date
Got some bait?

Yes here's some made
but he'll be Afraid
and probaly just hire a maid

 

so the time has come
to say Salom
Ah, but wait

It's getting late
I need a date
Got some bait?

Yes here's some made
but he'll be Afraid
and probaly just hire a maid
Wonder if he'll get...........
(didn't want to cross any lines )

 

It's getting late
I need a date
Got some bait?

Yes here's some made
but he'll be Afraid
and probaly just hire a maid
Wonder if he'll get...........
(didn't want to cross any lines )
What do we know
He may on the uptake,a little slow

 

and realize it's time to mow
the grass, the hill down below

 

It's getting late
I need a date
Got some bait?

Yes here's some made
but he'll be Afraid
and probaly just hire a maid
Wonder if he'll get...........
(didn't want to cross any lines )
What do we know
He may on the uptake,a little slow

and realize it's time to mow
the grass, the hill down below
there he found a little puppy

 

It's getting late
I need a date
Got some bait?

Yes here's some made
but he'll be Afraid
and probaly just hire a maid
Wonder if he'll get...........
(didn't want to cross any lines )
What do we know
He may on the uptake,a little slow

and realize it's time to mow
the grass, the hill down below
there he found a little puppy,
gave it a fleabath and named it "Fluppy"

 

and realize it's time to mow
the grass, the hill down below
there he found a little puppy,
gave it a fleabath and named it "Fluppy

This puppy brought alot of joy
for that we'll buy him a toy

 

and realize it's time to mow
the grass, the hill down below
there he found a little puppy,
gave it a fleabath and named it "Fluppy

This puppy brought alot of joy
for that we'll buy him a toy
and a cat named "Roy"

Fluppy and Roy went out one day

 

to plan some mischief,
and whispered "come let's play!"

 

Roy loved Fluppy and they would play. Roy would swat Fluppy, it's a cat thing I say. Fluppy would roll Roy into a ball, and roll him down the hall. All day they would play, and toss and tussle along the way.

Now I don't know but I have heard hear say that siblings act this way. Oh well all I can say is thank goodness I was an only child, and the neighborhood kids would be the ones I kicked the crud out of almost every day.

Thanks
wildman