The Computer Guy I was having trouble with my computer, so i called the computer guy over to my desk. He clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. As he walked away, I called after him, "So what was wrong?" And he replied, "It was an ID Ten T Error." "What's an ID Ten T Error, in case i need to fix it again?" He grinned. "Haven't you ever heard of an ID Ten T Error?" "No," i replied. "Write it down," he said, "and i think you'll figure it out." I wrote: I D 1 0 T
Things You Don't Want To Hear From Technical Support "Do you have a sledgehammer or a brick handy?" * "That's right, not even McGyver could fix it." * "So -- what are you wearing?" * "Duuuuuude! Bummer!" * "Looks like you're gonna need some new dilithium crystals, Cap'n." * "Press 1 for Support. Press 2 if you're with 60 Minutes. Press 3 if you're with the FTC." * "We can fix this, but you're gonna need a butter knife, a roll of duct tape, and a car battery." * "In layman's terms, we call that the Hindenburg Effect." * "Hold on a second... Mom! Timmy's hitting me!" * "Okay, turn to page 523 in your copy of Dianetics." * "Please hold for Mr. Gates' attorney.
ROTF LMAO - Hey BigC ... Do you think you could use one of those lines the next your bailing me out? When I mess up ... I'm usually killing myself laughing anyway ... if you responded with one of those lines ... I'd probably pull a stomach muscle ... Thankfully laughing is the greatest stress releaver ... I know ... tinkering with my PC has taught me so. ... Post: LOL What a day ... I need Help. Thanks for the laugh BigC dog -
