Talk about a fast Woman?

Discussion in 'ten-forward' started by beetlejuice, Feb 21, 2005.

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  1. beetlejuice

    beetlejuice Registered Member

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    Man look at the post count BeetleBoss has? Didn't take her long to catch me. Boy I love fast women. :D
     
  2. bigbuck

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    Yup! :D
    And it's also twice [​IMG] as much [​IMG] work putting all [​IMG] these things in [​IMG] her posts [​IMG] too!! :D
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    PHEW!!! I need a rest......and that's only one post!
    Cheers,
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  3. beetlejuice

    beetlejuice Registered Member

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    That's got to be an indication of way too much time on her hands!!! :D
     
  4. bigbuck

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    [bounce][​IMG] Do You Think? [​IMG][/bounce]
     
  5. Firecat

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    Well beetlejuice..Lets face it your slow:p See Jimbob, and best yet see me! I've only been here for less than two months now :D
     
  6. BeetleBoss

    BeetleBoss She who posts lots of <I>Smileys</I>

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    Housework? What housework? :D
     

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    It is truely a Work of Art, BeetleBoss. *puppy* ;)

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  9. Sugabella

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    How fast ? I am very slow can even think about getting t6o 1000 LOL
     
  10. Jimbob1989

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    Don't worry Sugabella, the truth is that its not the quantity that counts, its the quality. And I assure you that your posts are nothing but quality ;)

    Jimbob
     
  11. Firecat

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    But both JB and I have at least a limited amount of quantity in them...not saying that our posts don't have quality, JB's does have quite a bit of it. :)
     
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    Hi BJ
    you have a wonderful unique wife--we all love her :) And she is fast as lightening :D
     
  13. Firecat

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    Rita,

    cut off the last five letters from the last word of that sentence and we'll have an ACCURATE representation of how fast BeetleBoss is!
     
  14. Rita

    Rita Infrequent Poster

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    your right Firecat :D :D Good observation :D
     
  15. bigbuck

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    Only! Seems like sooooooo much longer! ;)
     
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  17. bigbuck

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    :rolleyes: Now this one is going in "one liners"..... when I can find space to squeeze it in between Firecat's posts! ;)
     
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    hehehehe:D
     
  19. Marja

    Marja Honestly, I'm not a bot!!

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    Firecat said - "But both JB and I have at least a limited amount of quantity in them...not saying that our posts don't have quality, JB's does have quite a bit of it."

    Big Buck! Help for you in quantities!!

    This might be the only way to make room in the one-liners, BBuck!
    (Do you think he was right about having more quantity in one line of quality?)

    That sounded like a question only a mathmatician could figure out, so I took it to a Science Math forum and they cobbled up this equation for you to squeeze in!!

    All (non-trivial)(any other posters) intervals of the real numbers have the same cardinality(sense of mission , sense of humor). Consider (a,b) and (c,d) where a, b, c, and d are finite, a not equal to b and c not equal to d. Define f from (a,b)->(c,d) by f(x)=d(x-a)/(b-a)-c(x-b)/(b-a). This is a bijection.(other wise known as cutting ahead of the line)

    For a finite interval, (0,1) to an infinite one, say, (a,infinity) consider f(x)=a/x. (=Firecat)

    For a finite interval (0,1) to (-infinity, infinity), consider f(x)=1/x+1/(x-1).(=BigBuck=fourth line from the right on the left south side of the Northern Lights)

    Compositions of the above show that all open intervals have the same cardinality(quantity). Adding one, two (or actually any finite number) of elements to (a quality or quantity post) have an infinite set doesn't affect Firecat at all, so all real intervals((things that are hidden in quantity quality posts (allowing closed and "half-open" intervals now) have the same cardinality.(quantity)(or was it quality) ( anyway they said these posts are irrational based numbers and could go on into infinity!!:eek: :eek:

    Best of luck to ya, BigBuck!! Remember what Einstein said when faced with insurmountable odds, "Craps, again?
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  20. Cochise

    Cochise A missed friend

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    Now heres a revelation for you all.....I've just found out that the 'C' in Einsteins Theory of Relativity stands for 'Cochise'....something to do with Lightspeed, apparently things get longer and thicker during accelleration...or is that, taller and fatter?......anyway, it's all quite true.....


    Cochise, :cool:
     
  21. ronjor

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    Aha! C = BS squared times infinity! Got it! :)-)
     
  22. Sugabella

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    Thanks so much. I will get to it just let me post .
     
  23. Jimbob1989

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    My pleasure ;)

    Jimbob
     
  24. Jimbob1989

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    I need a key showing what the different letters stand for :D
     
  25. Cochise

    Cochise A missed friend

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    I'll do you a swop Jim me Old Matey, I'll send you the Code and you tell me how you just shot yourself in the Foot..... :D....have you ever read a book called "How to Win Friends and influence People"??.....it's Brilliant....it has everything a young up and coming Lad needs to know..... :D :D


    Cochise, :cool:
     
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