Discussion in 'ten-forward' started by ronjor, May 9, 2006.
The lenghts some people will go to never cease to amaze me.
It will never fly.
Ah yes....Smiley Fracus. He was the dork that sat behind me in Art class. He's the one who jumped off the school roof in hopes of setting a record for human flying. Alas.........he didn't.
Aerodynamically splattened, Clipper ed
I invented the smilie!
OK...here's the story.......
The kids and I were outside playing in the snow one fine winter day.
When right on schedule...http://users.telenet.be/honeybee1/blozen.gif
http://users.telenet.be/honeybee1/smiley12.gifoutside comes our good neighbor, Eddy. http://users.telenet.be/honeybee1/smiley14.gif
And there it happened......
The smilie was born!!
I'll split the profits with ya, Eddy!!
THAT.........Dearest BB has to be the best yet.....
Cochise, Batheing in BBs Sunshine......
Hehe...I knew BB would take this personally !
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Well...Miss Fancypants w/the smileys,
So far we've garnered $Twentillion-Three and 0.14. Once we clear up a few piddlin expenses we shud be rollin in the dough.
Barristers for the accuser and the accusee.....$Tentillion
Judge, Clerks, and other bought persons............$Fivetillion
Medical expenses for all of the above due to melee during negotiations...$1.5 Tillion
Lessee now....42 x X - "Q" = $3.14 minus the 3 bucks yoo squandered on fricken smiley stickers that caused the fracas in the 1st place.
The way I figger it...yoo get $.04 an I get the dime cause I lorst one out of my loafers during the afore mentioned scuffle.
Truth, Justice, and Payola in it's finest hour, Thoroughly modern eddy
Ps...and to all those naysayers that said we could not buy a fair trial..Pffftt!
Woo hoo, Eddy!!
a whole .04 cents!!
Let's go celebrate!!
We can split an apple!
Spray on, Eddy!! http://users.telenet.be/honeybee1/perfect.gif
As a good friend that you are, dear BB, you'll let me have a piece of that apple, right ?? http://dune.servint.com/uploads/f_eyebrows.gif
Sharing means caring...
Besides...I seem to be needing more nutrients and vitamins. http://bestsmileys.com/sick/9.gif
Correkting yore grammer, Speler ed
My gudnes ! You are a matser of the langage arts !
I am impresed. http://bestsmileys.com/clapping/1.gif
Impresd in Ireland, dorky Nat
Enough of this I say,' tis time to let a cooler head prevail.
What we has here, is an age-old situation, whereby 2 opposing parties claim they created a 3rd party.
Luckily I has access to the 'Solomon 2000 Share-Omatic'.
Smileys are invited to step forward and have their troubles resolved
Oh...jumpin jumpin beans,
Who let this head of cabbage get out of the fridge? There is only one party of the 1st part that we need be concerned with. Big Beckies B'day Bash is just aboot 5 wks away an Party Chairman, Primmy, has gone amissing. I'm tryin to juggle a gross gal. of beans (gross = amt....not their state) an make sure we have enof party poopers favors!
This mission is impossible, butt, as I chose to accept it I will carry on as if the "Hoorah Brigade" was still commissioned an that Maj Marj an her loyal Poop "Troopettes" were ahind me.
Be that as it may, young e-o, that 2k thingy of yours cud be employed to slice thu the wheet an the shaft........uh, how about yoo being in charge of the cole slaw?
Disorganized in my dreams, Out of touch ed
Why BB of course!!!
Wow Eddy, I'm sorry to hear that bashing Bucky's beans resulted in your having an impossible butt. I guess we have to consider the possibility of sabotage - might I suggest you consider assigning some of Mad Marjes braver troopettes to guarding the rear.
Leave the cole-slaughter slaw with me, I know just how to make sure the buffet table is always full.
If you can't see the flying monkeys, your probably not javabean enabled.
Ouch !! How brutal !
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It's not so bad Natty - tell BB not to worry
Ya can't keep a good Smiley down
Oops...stepped on anudder one! Gotta scrape me shoes!!
Squishin an a squashin, Stompin ed
Boy Ed. You turned Nat down for a date in the other thread, and now your working on making BB mad by stompin' her smileys. If that's what you call batting 1000, I wouldn't want to be you.
Remember...............He that ith born of a Thmilie, hath but a thshort time to live.........."Yidicus 5. Ridikulus 9, Lascivious 45........(Check it out)....
Yeth...I'll thecond that theory thince ...in 2 dayth it'le be Thursday!
Tho there.....you thilly thespian!!
Thinking thoughtfully in Thalem, Thorough ed
Exactly bj !! Tell him...!!!
Not only does Edster have bad manners (Can't tell he's a gentleman ) he also hurt Dracula, the man I adored for as long as I can remember.
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I'll never ever be a happy Gothy Girl again.
The loss is too big... http://www.souliejolie.com/forum/style_emoticons/default/depressed.gif
Hey Nat, No use wasting the lipstick. This guy said he'd take you out as long as you know how to tilt your head slightly so he can kiss your lovely neck.
Don't yoo go lisnin to that fracus starter Beej! Just be careful yoo don't stick yore lips on a mailbox iffen it's really cold out. Afore the Prom make sure yoo wash ahind yore eers an go easy on the toilet water. Wear yore best pumps in the event the tide is higher than usual.
Sweet talkin my Sweet Baboo, Romeo ed
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