Smiley fracas

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  1. ronjor

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    The lenghts some people will go to never cease to amaze me. :doubt: :thumbd:
     
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    Ah yes....Smiley Fracus. He was the dork that sat behind me in Art class. He's the one who jumped off the school roof in hopes of setting a record for human flying. Alas.........he didn't.

    Aerodynamically splattened, Clipper ed
     
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    BeetleBoss She who posts lots of <I>Smileys</I>

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    Well...Miss Fancypants w/the smileys,

    So far we've garnered $Twentillion-Three and 0.14. Once we clear up a few piddlin expenses we shud be rollin in the dough.

    Barristers for the accuser and the accusee.....$Tentillion

    Judge, Clerks, and other bought persons............$Fivetillion

    Jury.........$3.5 Tillion

    Medical expenses for all of the above due to melee during negotiations...$1.5 Tillion

    Lessee now....42 x X - "Q" = $3.14 minus the 3 bucks yoo squandered on fricken smiley stickers that caused the fracas in the 1st place.

    The way I figger it...yoo get $.04 an I get the dime cause I lorst one out of my loafers during the afore mentioned scuffle.

    Truth, Justice, and Payola in it's finest hour, Thoroughly modern eddy

    Ps...and to all those naysayers that said we could not buy a fair trial..Pffftt!
     
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    My gudnes ! You are a matser of the langage arts ! :eek:

    I am impresed.
    http://bestsmileys.com/clapping/1.gif


    Impresd in Ireland, dorky Nat
     
  13. eyes-open

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    Enough of this I say,' tis time to let a cooler head prevail.

    What we has here, is an age-old situation, whereby 2 opposing parties claim they created a 3rd party.

    Luckily I has access to the 'Solomon 2000 Share-Omatic'.

    http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e119/andysnaps/guillotinesmiley.gif


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    Oh...jumpin jumpin beans,

    Who let this head of cabbage get out of the fridge? There is only one party of the 1st part that we need be concerned with. Big Beckies B'day Bash is just aboot 5 wks away an Party Chairman, Primmy, has gone amissing. I'm tryin to juggle a gross gal. of beans (gross = amt....not their state) an make sure we have enof party poopers favors!

    This mission is impossible, butt, as I chose to accept it I will carry on as if the "Hoorah Brigade" was still commissioned an that Maj Marj an her loyal Poop "Troopettes" were ahind me.

    Be that as it may, young e-o, that 2k thingy of yours cud be employed to slice thu the wheet an the shaft........uh, how about yoo being in charge of the cole slaw?

    Disorganized in my dreams, Out of touch ed
     
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    Wow Eddy, I'm sorry to hear that bashing Bucky's beans resulted in your having an impossible butt. I guess we have to consider the possibility of sabotage - might I suggest you consider assigning some of Mad Marjes braver troopettes to guarding the rear.

    Sure Eddy

    Leave the cole-slaughter slaw with me, I know just how to make sure the buffet table is always full.


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    Ouch !! How brutal !


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    Boy Ed. You turned Nat down for a date in the other thread, and now your working on making BB mad by stompin' her smileys. If that's what you call batting 1000, I wouldn't want to be you. :eek:
     
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    Yeth...I'll thecond that theory thince ...in 2 dayth it'le be Thursday!

    Tho there.....you thilly thespian!!

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    Exactly bj !! Tell him...!!! :mad:

    Not only does Edster have bad manners (Can't tell he's a gentleman :( ) he also hurt Dracula, the man I adored for as long as I can remember.


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    I'll never ever be a happy Gothy Girl again.

    The loss is too big...
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    Hey Nat, No use wasting the lipstick. This guy said he'd take you out as long as you know how to tilt your head slightly so he can kiss your lovely neck. ;)
     

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    Now..Nattie,

    Don't yoo go lisnin to that fracus starter Beej! Just be careful yoo don't stick yore lips on a mailbox iffen it's really cold out. Afore the Prom make sure yoo wash ahind yore eers an go easy on the toilet water. Wear yore best pumps in the event the tide is higher than usual.

    Sweet talkin my Sweet Baboo, Romeo ed
     
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