See gals - we really do care

Discussion in 'ten-forward' started by eyes-open, May 22, 2006.

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  1. eyes-open

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    eyes-open, May 22, 2006
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  2. beetlejuice

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    Glad I am not in your shoes E-O. 4" stiletto heels can leave nice knife-like wounds in the human body. You must be the guy that made the following quote----
    "Childbirth is great. I didn't feel a thing."​
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  3. stapp

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    Talking of childbirth, over here in Gloustershire England one of the hospitals is giving pregnant women lessons in playing the didgeridoo. (True) They say it will help with breathing control during labour.

    Speaking from experience, screaming is just as effective.
     
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  4. big ed

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    Get real young e-o,

    Yoo must be out of yore tree agin! Like...we want want to walk around w/a 10 lb ham hangin over our belt!......there'd be no room for Beer!

    No room for more notches in my belt, Svelte ed
     
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    beetlejuice, May 22, 2006
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    big ed, May 22, 2006
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  7. beetlejuice

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    Well, actually I haven't squealed on you yet. BB is a little under the weather right now and besides, when Maj. Marj and the rest of the troopettes http://www.lld-clan.de/images/smilies/eta-clan.gif see all of this well-I-well, I just don't want to go there. http://www.cosgan.net/images/midi/teufel/f040.gif

    Buying stock in Crypts & Coffins & Counting the Coins in the Congo
    Creepy beetlejuice
     
    beetlejuice, May 22, 2006
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  8. eyes-open

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    Thanks for the heads up BJ.

    I'll take them off right away.

    Now, they show them how to gauge the rhythm of a didgeridoo ?

    boy has that horse bolted​
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    eyes-open, May 23, 2006
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  9. Primrose

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    It is such a delight to see you men of substance have taken on the role of the decider in my absence to nurture one another.

    I need a small favor... if it's not too much trouble.

    Since on this extended vacation I need a friend to come
    over to water the wife's plants while we are gone.

    In the hot weather they'll probably need water twice a day.

    Thanks a lot. I'll send you a postcard.

    I've attached a photo for your reference.

    THE LADDER IS IN THE GARAGE

    I know you would all sign up for this "little" job!!!!! That's what friends are for!!!!

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  10. big ed

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    I'm on my way buddy,

    I think I can make a quick job of it if I drink lotsa water before getting up on the roof. Once there...if my aim is good....I'll get them all!!

    Pass the Pees please, Pointing ed
     
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