Rite of Passage

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  1. Mr.Blaze

    Mr.Blaze The Newbie Welcome Wagon

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    :cool: So you no Longher want to Be A newbie.

    :mad: You wish to move upstairs on the other forums

    :) you now think you know it all or enough to get by and leave tenford

    :cool: Blaze clunchs Mighty Iron monkey Fist

    :D you think you gradguated after a few hundred posts

    And now you think your ready to lurk :ninja: threw the upper areas with the usupers give advice and coment on complex security features and security safety.

    well befor you get your excutive key to the bathroom and no longher subject to the out house across the parking lot lol here at Wilders.

    you must go threw a Rite of Passage

    Most dont like to talk about it scares the Newbies lol

    but here how it goes dowen

    first you must go to the basement of wilders where im at in tenfoward its not a perty place it looks like this its dark dreary and its where all newbies begin its called tenfoward

    heres a few pictures most are horrified when they go dowen stairs and dowen the rusted creepy metal stair case where i dwell

    After you make it threw the following soon insues

    AGE OF NO LONGHER A NEWBIE:

    The the Rite of Passage is sometimes referred to as NO LONGHER A
    NEWBIE .

    It marks the attainment of a new level of Computer saby or
    Computer enabled of a Newbie cyber warrior.

    Before anything else commences, The NO LONGHER A NEWB stands
    tall and proclaims, "Today I am no longher a Newb!

    I must show you my Bios my skill my coperhention of security
    applications and internet safety.

    I travel the ports of Cyber Space."

    Then, he or she begins the walk.

    Walking between two rows of proven Mods and Administrators,
    they are subjected to Blazes be good Newbie sticks of Paine.

    The NO LONGHER A NEWB must make it to the end of the rows of Mods
    and Administrators to complete their Passage.

    This ceremony can be repeated at the Mods and Administrators discretion.
    Many NO LONGHER A NEWB choose to do so in celebration of 500 or 1000 post increments

    of their original Rite of Passage.
     

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  2. Mr.Blaze

    Mr.Blaze The Newbie Welcome Wagon

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    :cool: lol wow
     

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  3. Mr.Blaze

    Mr.Blaze The Newbie Welcome Wagon

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    :cool: dang lol you sure you dont want to be a newbie anymore and hang out here in tenfoward lol looks paineful as the admins and mods get ready to bring you some learning lol
     

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    Tassie_Devils Global Moderator

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    See what oxygen deprivation can do boys and girls!!!!! :'(

    Take care... :doubt:

    TAS
     
  5. Mr.Blaze

    Mr.Blaze The Newbie Welcome Wagon

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    after the ceromony the Admins and mods get together and laugh at you because you no longher a newbie

    you are no longher privlige to the easy life of a newbie where mods and admins help you out and now you must endore and help out around the bord

    sucker lol welcome to whole new world of paine as newbies gather around you asking qustions and advice lol
     

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    ronjor Global Moderator

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    Don't forget the trollers! :D
     
  7. Mr.Blaze

    Mr.Blaze The Newbie Welcome Wagon

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    see the guy on the far left laughing in the picture lol that Tassie_Devils Senior Member he just dont want you to know the truth and scare you lol
     
  8. MikeBCda

    MikeBCda Registered Member

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    :D :D :D OMG, and all this time I thought I'd been coming "down here" just to be sociable.
     
  9. slammer_JvA

    slammer_JvA Registered Member

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    oh but you are, Mike! :)
    please stay below with the rest of us; cosy!

    greetings
    slam:D
     
  10. Tassie_Devils

    Tassie_Devils Global Moderator

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    ROFL....MikeB and Slammer....

    Blaze.. you are gifted in the extreme with cryptic pics there mate... yep.. I do not want those n00bs to realise what's in store for them once they hit Senior Member Mode.

    Thanks for the pics and laugh.... oh.... nice shot of me.. when did you take that one... I must have forgotton my tin foil hat on that day.

    Take care.. TAS
     
  11. Detox

    Detox Retired Moderator

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    So, does this mean we're not using the cattle prods anymore?
     
  12. Cochise

    Cochise A missed friend

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    Well....not the old prods Detox, I hear Paul has just bought a slack handful of new 6,000 Volters......what fun.. :eek: :eek: :D

    Cochise, :cool:
     
  13. Bubba

    Bubba Updates Team

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    Mr. Blaze....are you sure you didn't inhale ?
    :)
     
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    bigc73542 Retired Moderator

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    Mr, Blaze that is three stars for you. :D ;)
     

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  15. Tassie_Devils

    Tassie_Devils Global Moderator

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    ROFL.. only if he pulled the blankets over his head in bed!!! Make ya eyes water! :'(

    TAS
     
  16. dangitall

    dangitall Registered Member

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    Past tenseo_O?

    However this came up, Blaze, it's a good one!
     
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