Quotes By Famous People

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  1. musicman

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    > > Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, "Lillian, you
    > should
    > > have remained a virgin."
    > > - Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter)
    > >
    > > I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not
    > > pleased to read the description in the catalog: "No good in a bed, but
    > > fine against a wall."
    > > - Eleanor Roosevelt
    > >
    > > Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I
    > > have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that
    > > statement.
    > > - Mark Twain
    > >
    > > The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good
    > ending;
    > > and to have the two as close together as possible.
    > > - George Burns
    > >
    > > Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.
    > > - Victor Borge
    > >
    > > Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
    > > - Mark Twain
    > >
    > > What would men be without women? Scarce, sir... mighty scarce.
    > > - Mark Twain
    > >
    > > By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if
    > you
    > > get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
    > > - Socrates
    > >
    > > I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
    > > - Groucho Marx
    > >
    > > My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she
    > stops
    > > to breathe.
    > > - Jimmy Durante
    > >
    > > The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and
    > > kindness, can be trained to do most things.
    > > - Jilly Cooper
    > >
    > > I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back.
    > > - Zsa Zsa Gabor
    > >
    > > Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food
    > > groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.
    > > -Alex Levine
    > >
    > > Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you
    > > nothing. It was here first.
    > > - Mark Twain
    > >
    > > My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying.
    > > - Ed Furgol
    > >
    > > Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant
    > form
    > > of misery.
    > > - Spike Milligan
    > >
    > > What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money.
    > > - Henny Youngman
    > >
    > > I am opposed to millionaires... but it would be dangerous to offer me
    > the
    > > position.
    > > - Mark Twain
    > >
    > > Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was shut up.
    > > - Joe Namath
    > >
    > > Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.
    > > - Herbert Henry Asquith
    > >
    > > I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for
    > > my nap.
    > > - Bob Hope
    > >
    > > I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
    > > -WC. Fields
    > >
    > > We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way
    > > through Congress.
    > > - Will Rogers
    > >
    > > Don't worry about avoiding temptation... as you grow older, it will avoid
    > > you.
    > > - Winston Churchill
    > >
    > > Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty..but every thing else starts to
    > > wear out, fall out, or spread out. -
    > > - Phyllis Diller
    > >
    > > The cardiologist's diet: If it tastes good spit it out. -
    > > -Unknown
    > >
    > > By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go
    > > anywhere.
    > > - Billy Crystal
     
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