Old but dangerous virii

Discussion in 'ten-forward' started by Franklin, Apr 14, 2006.

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  1. Franklin

    Franklin Registered Member

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    The George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction.

    The Clinton Virus - Gives you a permanent Hard Drive with NO memory.

    The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to just keep counting and re-counting.

    The John Kerry virus - causes the floppy to flip flop on it's stored memory.

    The Bob Dole (aka Viagra) Virus - Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.

    The Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did.

    The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back.

    The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes.

    The Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 200 GB hard drive shrinks to 100 GB, then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 150 GB.

    The Ellen Degeneres Virus - Disks can no longer be inserted.

    The Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care.

    The Michael Jackson Virus - Only attacks minor files.

    The Lorena Bobbitt Virus - Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy... then discards it through Windows.
     
  2. Firecat

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  3. SSK

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    Thanks Franklin, nice list! :D
     
  4. big ed

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    Oh...I don't know!

    Cochise is kinda old, virile, but only dangerous on Tuesdays! Thats when he gets and takes a few shots!

    Potentially pondering in Phnom Phen, Potent ed
     
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