It all started innocently enough last night. I was watching the Olympics opening ceremonies which to me was somewhat boring (the living statues were okay). Something must have happened because today I seem to have contracted a new virus named Olympic.Fever. Here are the symptoms: 1. Spending more time staring blankly at a TV than a computer monitor. 2. You find yourself enjoying sports events that you never knew existed. 3. You begin cheering for countries that you never knew existed. 4. Non stop consumption of any and all snack food. If you suffer from the above symptoms, please seek immediate medical attention.