Mommy Test

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  1. beetlejuice

    beetlejuice Registered Member

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    The Mommy Test (this is priceless!)

    I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I asked her not to do that.
    "Why?" she asked.
    "Because it's been laying outside and is dirty and probably has germs,"
    I said.
    At this point, she looked at me with total admiration and asked,
    "Wow! How do you know all this stuff?"
    "Uh," I was thinking quickly, everyone knows this stuff,
    "It's on the mommy test. You have to know it, or they won't let you be a mommy."
    "Ohhhh." was her only reply.
    We walked along in silence for two or three minutes, but she was evidently pondering this
    new information.
    "I get it!" she beamed.
    "If you flunk, you have to be the daddy!"
    (Children are soooooo smart!!!!)


    Being a Dad, all I can say is Ouch!! :eek:
     
  2. Uguel707

    Uguel707 Graphic Artist

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    Hey BJ! That was a funny one! :D :D :D
     
  3. beetlejuice

    beetlejuice Registered Member

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    Glad you liked it. HaHaHa ummm well a---- o_O What was I saying?
     
  4. Mr.Blaze

    Mr.Blaze The Newbie Welcome Wagon

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    lol lol lol lol lol lol
     
  5. FanJ

    FanJ Guest

    Nice BJ !!!

    Thanks ! :)
     
  6. bigc73542

    bigc73542 Retired Moderator

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    That was all right :D :D :D
     
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