MEN Beware.

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  1. Cochise

    Cochise A missed friend

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    MEN Beware...You have been warned.......

    Police today warned all men who frequent clubs and parties to stay cautious when offered drinks by women. Females are using a date rape drug called "beer" to target unsuspecting men. This drug comes in liquid form and is available nearly everywhere. "Beer" is used by female predators to persuade hapless male victims to go home with them.

    Women need only persuade a man to consume a few of these "beers" and then ask him home for no-strings-attached sex, a simple approach that renders most men helpless. After several "beers," men will have sex with even unattractive women.

    Often men awaken with only hazy memories of the night before, a horrible headache, and a vague feeling that something bad happened.


    Some really unfortunate men are even separated from their life's savings in a scam called "a relationship." In extreme cases, females have entrapped unsuspecting males into long-term servitude through a punishment called "marriage." Apparently, men are much more susceptible to this scam once "beer" is administered.

    Forward this warning to every male you know. And if you, or some man you know, have fallen victim to this insidious "beer" and the predatory women who administer it, rest assured: male support groups exist in every major city where you can discuss the ugly details of your encounter in an open and frank manner with similarly affected, like-minded guys.

    For the support group nearest you, look in the Yellow Pages under "Golf Courses.".....or Wilders Sanctuary for the Bewildered......
    Don't say you didn't KNOW.....ignorance is NO excuse...... :D :D


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  2. bigc73542

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    Beer. an evil scourge on men. It destroys their senseabilities and self esteem. Their ought to be a law. :D

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  3. Sugabella

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    How did you men find us out. I will never tell My lips are sealed
     

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    Amen Amen! :D :D
     
  5. Firecat

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    Beer...OMG! No way I'm drinking that!

    The Firecat again shows his 'hybrid' personality by refusing to drink beer....
     
  6. Marja

    Marja Honestly, I'm not a bot!!

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    Ooooh Boooys!! Here's a little something for yooooou!
     

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    Marja Honestly, I'm not a bot!!

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    Now, doesnt that look like alooot of fuuun?(Muhahahahahhahaha......)
     
  8. mercurie

    mercurie A Friendly Creature

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    :D There is a law you have to be of age to drink it... :D
     
  9. wildman

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    o_O My brewski, beer an bier, responsible for such things? Why did this not happen to me in my youth? I must have been drinking the wrong brand or something. Now I drink my one beer (bier) a day, an nothing close to what has been described happens.

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    :rolleyes: :eek:
     
  10. bigbuck

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    Now everybody just sit tight! It's Friday afternoon here in Oz and I am prepared to test this theory at great risk to my own personal safety! I will make this selfless sacrifice very soon, so that we all know what we are dealing with! Don't dare touch this "Beer".....I will go a trial a few (dozen!) and report back here.....tomorrow maybe!
    Cheers (literally),
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    What a guy! What a hero! BB - Cheers! *puppy*
     
  12. HandsOff

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    No matter what they say to make it sound reasonable, do NOT allow yourself to have your arms and legs secured to the bedposts. Once this happens you may soon come to realize that it is very difficult to take charge of the situation. You are almost certain not to have your concerns addressed on an equal footing with your unencumbered companion.


    - HandsOff...please, i'm serious...stop that!...
     
  13. Firecat

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    Y'know...from what I read about beer and its effects elsewhere, experts only recommend a MAXIMUM of 2-3 beer (can) a day. And that's for the really strong people.

    Of course, I dont have to worry about beer...I'm a hybrid personality, prefering to juices, tea, milk and coffee than cigarettes or beer...

    Firecat
     
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    Okay, you win, I am going to research this Hybrid Personality Theory.



    - HandsOff
     
  15. Firecat

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    Go on....You'll love the hybrid personality....Sorta like getting the 'Best of Both Worlds' y'know...and its a whole lot more fun than being on either one side of the world. If you get what I mean...

    Besides, I dont know why or how, MEN are more susceptible to be infected by Viruses and Trojans on their PCs, with women its Spyware and Adware...

    But with me, its Adware and Trojans!

    You can see, being hybrid is being 'special'...The good and bad things have a much deeper, yet controlled, effect on the hybrid personality.

    What this means is that a hybrid personality will be deeply hurt by abuses or bad things said about them...but not to the point that they'll openly admit how deeply it hurt them (they'd rather say that in private)...

    Like being in between how Men dont care much about abuses, yet women can be deeply disturbed by them.

    :):):):):):):):):):):):)

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  16. Sugabella

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    What would do to us women. I know that when i go out I don't have to pay for any thing I have men buy the drinks/shots... I think it's the men getting there story wrong. ( I don't go out very much I could be wrong)
     
  17. Cochise

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    Errrrrrrr? Are we really sure us Beer Guzzlin', Scotch by the bottle lovin',
    to the point were we risk being taken advantage of by some predatory ravenous Female......want to know what a 'Hybrid Personality' is?.....for one thing, it might be catching, and I for one aren't going back to drinking 'Halves' of anything.....so I intend to 'hang' to the left on this...... :D :D


    Butchchise, :cool:
     
  18. Firecat

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    Now if you're a hybrid personality either the man/boy (I mean my friend) would pay or the woman/girl would pay or I would pay myself.

    <For me most of the time I dont pay its always my friend haha :D>
     
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    Cochise,

    You may hang if you wish to...but remember hybrid means 'controlled'.
     
  20. bigbuck

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    Beer Report Saturday 12 March 8.04am

    No. of Beers sampled; 29
    No. of females present; Hundreds
    No. of approaches from females; nil
    No. of amorous glances from females; nil
    No. of smiles from females; nil
    No. of cold shoulders after I got home; 1 or 2
    No. of words spoken by spouse; nil
    No. of partners sleeping in my bed; nil
    No. of partners sleeping in my daughter's room; 1
    No. of headache tablets taken this morning; 3
    Conclusion
    While beer certainly tastes alright, it definately aint 'love potion no. 9'! :D
    Buck
     
  21. Marja

    Marja Honestly, I'm not a bot!!

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    There are many good reasons for drinking,
    One has just entered my head-

    If a man doesn't drink when he's living,
    How the hell can he drink when he's dead?
     

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    Marja Honestly, I'm not a bot!!

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    Hope the happy faces help your head ache, BigBuck!! :D
     
  23. HandsOff

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    to firecat

    are you aware that the largest of all cats is not a Lion. Of course you did, everyone knows that.

    Did you know that it is not a Tiger? Well I suppose you could argue the point.

    The largest of all cats is the Liger. It can stand on its hind feet to achieve a hight of 12'. Picture that in your mind's eye (1.5x as high as the ceiling in this room).

    Hybrid vigour...you know the story.

    A distinctly non-Aristotelian twist.


    To Sugabella -
    I would give you my last beer. But if you did not share with me when the tables were turned I would be very upset.

    To Firecat -
    It has never occurred to me to hide the fact that I am upset. That is a pretty good idea!

    To Marja -
    He can make it known that he wishes to be embalmed...with good scotch wiskey.


    - HandsOff
     
  24. Marja

    Marja Honestly, I'm not a bot!!

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    That's an idea!! :D
     
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    @HandsOff:

    You got me :D

    The Liger...must find one and make it my friend.

    Yup...I'm special...see I know how to hide my feelings and like to reveal them only privately...alone...my nature. :D

    Firecat
     
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