1. Maxine on "Driver Safety" - "I can't use the cell phone in the car. I have to keep my hands free for making gestures." 2. Maxine on "Life" - "Life is like an oven. It burns my buns." 3. Maxine on "Housework" - "I do my housework in the nude. It gives me an incentive to clean the mirrors as quickly as possible." 4. Maxine on "Lawn Care" - "The key to a nice-looking lawn is a good mower. I recommend one who is muscular and shirtless." ***** 5. Maxine on "the Perfect Man" - "All I'm looking for is a guy who'll do what I want, when I want, for as long as I want, and then go away. Or wait nearby, like a Dust Buster, charged up and ready when needed." *********** 6. Maxine on "Work" - "My performance at work has really improved over the years. Now I can nail a co-worker with a paper-clip shot from a rubber band at 20 yards." ***** 7. Maxine on "the Technology Revolution" - "My idea of rebooting is kicking somebody in the butt twice." 8. Maxine on "Aging" - "Take every birthday with a grain of salt. This works much better if the salt accompanies a large margarita ******
I get these mostly from friends. If u do a google search for Maxine cartoons, u will find several sites that carry them.
I just luv Maxine .... always good for a laugh. U should get a kick out of this one Rita. http://img30.exs.cx/img30/5982/Maxinethong.jpg
Oh! I love Maxine!! You can get her cards at Hallmark stores and they have all kinds of her stuff, even Maxine dolls, if you can imagine! She is great! Marja
Maxine has ALWAYS been a favorite of mine. Couldn't get this to load..so I attached. I believe it fits the "election season". lol
Just on the 'Thong' theme, I have a Niece who should really be on the stage, she said she tried a Thong on in a shop and then had to buy it because she couldn't find it again!!... Cochise,