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  1. Peaches4U

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    1. Maxine on "Driver Safety" - "I can't use the cell phone in the car. I have to keep my hands free for making gestures."

    2. Maxine on "Life" - "Life is like an oven. It burns my buns."

    3. Maxine on "Housework" - "I do my housework in the nude. It gives me an incentive to clean the mirrors as quickly as possible."

    4. Maxine on "Lawn Care" - "The key to a nice-looking lawn is a good mower. I recommend one who is muscular and shirtless." *****

    5. Maxine on "the Perfect Man" - "All I'm looking for is a guy who'll do what I want, when I want, for as long as I want, and then go away. Or wait nearby, like a Dust Buster, charged up and ready when needed." ***********

    6. Maxine on "Work" - "My performance at work has really improved over the years. Now I can nail a co-worker with a paper-clip shot from a rubber band at 20 yards." *****

    7. Maxine on "the Technology Revolution" - "My idea of rebooting is kicking somebody in the butt twice."

    8. Maxine on "Aging" - "Take every birthday with a grain of salt. This works much better if the salt accompanies a large margarita ******
     
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    :D :D :D :D Maxine is a fav.
     
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    Very Funny. :D :D

    Where is the cartoon published?
     
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    I get these mostly from friends. If u do a google search for Maxine cartoons, u will find several sites that carry them.
     
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    Thanks Peaches.
     
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    Marja Honestly, I'm not a bot!!

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    Oh! I love Maxine!! You can get her cards at Hallmark stores and they have all kinds of her stuff, even Maxine dolls, if you can imagine! She is great!

    Marja:cool:
     
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    ROTFLOL :D :D :D
     
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    Marja Honestly, I'm not a bot!!

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    I've got post-its with "Names to take, Butts to kick" Luv using those! :D

    Marja:cool:
     
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    Maxine has ALWAYS been a favorite of mine. Couldn't get this to load..so I attached. I believe it fits the "election season". lol
     

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    Just on the 'Thong' theme, I have a Niece who should really be on the stage, she said she tried a Thong on in a shop and then had to buy it because she couldn't find it again!!... :D :D



    Cochise, :cool:
     
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    LOL :D :D thats a good one
     
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    No comment.
     

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    Poor Maxine - :D :D :D :D :D :blink:
     
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