Life on Mars?

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  1. Uguel707

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    A little bird told me! :D
     

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    You better make sure that you hide them. You know how much Curly likes those strawberry rubies. :D
     
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    When he is not looking I paint them brown so he thinks they are rocks. ;)
     
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    Curly:Ummmm, chocolate. GULP. :D
     
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    I wonder what the Stooges are up to? o_O
     
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    You could get a head ache trying to keep up with the stooges :D
     
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    Definitely! :D
     
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    ~Moe walks up behind Larry and slaps him in the face
    Moe:Hey muttonhead. Haven't you found Infinity yet?
    Larry:I can't Moe, the compass aint working.
    Moe:Here, let me see that? Just what I thought.~slap~Ya got to be smarter than the equipment you're operating.
    Larry:But Moe, hold it over one of these green rocks.
    ~Moe looks in disbelief as the needle spins round and round~
    Larry:See, what did I tell you!
    Curly:Yea, it looks like it don't know if we're coming or going. Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk.
    Moe:It's gotta be these rocks.
    ~Moe picks up a rock and throws it as hard as he can. Due to the light gravity, it sails for a half mile
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    Curly:Wow, did you see that?
    Larry:Yeah, these rocks must be radioactive. We can use them for fuel.
    Moe: How are we going to do that?
    Curly:We could just load them into the fuel tanks and off we go.
    Moe:It's not that simple you idiot.~slap~How are we going to light it?
    Larry:We'll just hit it with a hammer.
    Moe:What do you want to do, blow us up?~slap~
    Curly:I thought that's what blowing up was. When the engines blow fire out, we go up. Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk.
    ~Moe grabs Larry and Curly both by an ear and cracks their heads together~
    Moe:That won't work. Think of something else.
     
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    Yet, another good sketch beetlejuice! :D

    Here we see Subratam and Beetlejice getting a birds-eye view of the polar Ice Cap... :cool:
     

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    Wheeeeeee!! This is fun. It's a bird. It's a plane. It's beetlejuice! :D
     
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    Gald you liked it! :D
     
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    We have so much fun here. There's always a surprise just around the corner. :D
     
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    That would make a good theme park ride :D ;)
     
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    Why not? And I consider that it is very safe to come here! :)... and as for BigC, he is tirelessly attacking the rocks trying to find the motherload of rubies (car payments) :D
     

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    looks like I may be finding a few gems. :D
     
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    Well I have just about found enough gems to pay my car off. I might even find enough to buy a few more computer toys. :D ;)
     
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    Right! And...by his tireless efforts, BigC found not only rubies but all kinds of gems! :D
     

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    It's a good thing he found a lot of jewels. Maybe now we can affort to buy enough fuel to get home on. :D
     
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    I am going to use a credit card at the shell station on Phobos. We can fill up and get a few high calorie snacks for the return trip. :D
     

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    :D

    But you should take care of your newfound wealth, others might be spying on you ready to try to take advantage of your celebrations. :cool: :cool: :cool:
     
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    You know what they say easy come easy go. Besides I just wanted a lot of gems to cash in and put in the bank. I actually paid cash for the car. ;)
     
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    a virtual cash maybe? :cool:

    While we were having dinner, enjoying the wonderful comfort of the rocket , BigC shared with us the news of his discovery, lol. :D
     

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    Hey bigc, quit hogging the wine. :D
     
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    I hope he won't do the same with the gems! :D
     
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    ~While exploring Mars, Moe walks up behind Larry who is crouched behind a rock. Laying beside Larry, is Moe's spare pair of space boots~
    Moe:Why I oughta-
    ~Moe grabs Larry by the hair and pulls him to his feet~
    Larry:Owwwww!!!
    Moe:What are you doin with my boots?~slap~
    Larry:The engine igniters were busted in the crash.
    Moe:So, what's that got to do with my boots?
    Larry:We need some way to light the engines when we get ready to leave.
    Moe: What are you going to do? Kick it to death?~slap~
    Larry:No. I took your shoe laces and made a fuse.
    Moe:Oh really? You only got 3 feet of laces there. How are you going to light it and still get on the ship in time?
    Larry:Well with your laces, and mine, and Curly's, plus 1 sheet from each one of our bunks, it will just reach the hatch.
    Moe:Well, that's just about the stupidest idea I ever heard. There ain't enough air up here to start a fire.
    Larry:No, not by itself. But I found some coal, and some sulfer. Grind them up and mix them together, and you got gunpowder.
    Moe:Wow! Good going kid. Are you sure it will work? Did you test it?
    Larry: Yeah, it worked great when I tested it with that pair of long underwear that you had.
    ~Just at that second, Curly comes around the rock having heard the whole conversation, he laughs at Moe.~
    Curly:Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk.
    Moe:Oh, and I suppose you think that's funny do ya?
    ~Moe pokes Curly in the eyes~
    Curly:Owwww!!
    ~Curly slaps Moe on both ears at the same time~
    Moe:Owwww!! I'm gonna get you!
    ~Curly takes off running with Moe close behind~
    Curly:Woo Woo Woo Woo Woo Woo!!
     
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