Life on Mars?

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  1. bigc73542

    bigc73542 Retired Moderator

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    Oh so true Bullwinkle was something else. But I kind of liked Natasha and Boris :cool:
     
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    The bad guys! :ninja: Booooooo!

    EDIT: Hey, there was at least one episode of Rocky and Bullwinkle that had those two little Martian guys that kept popping in and out of visibility!
     
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    Take a peek at these guys.
     

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    Yeah, that's them! Looks like I was wrong though, they're from the Moon, not Mars.

    Acadia
     
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    Some times it is hard to tell where those space aliens come from. ;)
     
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    ~Moe talking to Curly~
    Moe:Well I hope you're happy.
    Curly:What did I do?
    Larry:You crashed the ship, that's what ya did.
    Moe:Yaa, I told you to put on the brakes. Now look at it. How are we ever goin to get off this rock?
    Curly:But Moe, I did put on the brakes.
    Moe:Ya did huh?~slap~Then why didn't they work?
    Curly:Cuz ya didn't have the wheels down.
    Moe:What wheels?
    Curly:The landing gear.
    Moe:Why you-Why didn't ya tell me we had a landing gear?
    Curly:Cuz ya never asked me Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk.
    Larry:Maybe we can find Infinity. They could help us get off of here.
    Curly:Why Sointenly! They're all nice people. Especially the Captain. She's pretty, and smart too.
    Moe:Yeah if we could find-Hey wait a minute-Where do ya think we should start looking?
    ~Curly starts yelling really loud~
    Curly:Captain, Captain Uguel, Beetlejuice, Bigc.
    Moe:Hey, what are ya doin', they can't hear ya.
    Larry:Yea, there aint no air up here.
    Moe:Yea, quit bein' a numbskull, numbskull.
    ~Moe pokes Curly in the eyes~
    Curly:Owwww
    Larry:Hey, that shouldn't have happened.
    Moe:Yea. Look, his face shield is gone.
    Curly:See, I told ya there was air up here. Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk.
    Moe:I think the only air up here is coming out of your fat head.~slap~
    Curly:Well ya always said I was full of hot air.
    Larry:Hey Moe? I've got a compass.
    Moe:What good is that gonna do?
    Larry:Well since Mars has such a weak magnetic field, and the engines of Infinity produce a stronger field, the compass should lead us right to them.
    Moe:How did ya get so smart all of a sudden?
    Larry:Well somebody here has to do the thinking.
    Moe:And what makes ya think you're qualified?
    Larry:Well the way I figure it,
    Moe:Yea?
    Larry:I wasn't driving the ship,
    Moe:Yea?
    Larry:And the ship crashed,
    ~Moe crosses his arms~
    Moe:Anything else?
    Larry:Well, and you're the one who ruined the shovel.
    Moe:OK kid, I guess you're right. I guess I did do all those things.
    Larry:So you're not mad?
    Moe:Now why would I be mad?
    Larry:Boy thats a load off my mind.
    Moe:Well here's another load off your mind.
    ~Ripping sound as Moe pulls a handfull of hair out of Larry's head[/i]~
    Larry:Owwww.
    Curly:Hey listen you?
    ~Moe scowls at Curly~
    Moe:You got anything to say?
    Curly:Ah, no.
    Moe:Well quit wasting my time.~slap~We've got to find Infinity.
     
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    That definatly sounds like our boys.
     
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    :)
    this is what the speaker said:

    The news bulletin announced that Infinity landed safely (they made no mention of the stooges "landing") and remarked about the clear weather around the landing site with no immediate prospects for dust storms.They also recommend sunbathers to use SPF 1015 due to UV rays.

    :D
     
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    I can beleive that ;)
     
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    Now as we were unloading supplies from the rocket, a big coffee box fell down very close to Beetlejuice! It seems that the ropes weren't strong enough to support the weight of the coffee even though they were rated as being strong enough. I strongly suspect that he over-stuffed the coffee crates. Also, on looking more closely at the knots in the rope I believe he was negligent in tying the knots as well, no doubt from caffeine withdrawal. :D
     

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    Negligent?! That sounds like our Beetlejuice! :D (Only kidding guy) ;)

    Acadia
     
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    Oh Beetlejuice! I mean to tell you that I liked your sketch a lot! :D

    Hey' Acadia I found the buddies you talked about the other day.... :)
     

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    Thank You Captain. They are fun to write. :D
     
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    Oh, and you're all invited to join me for a cup or two anytime you want. :D
     
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    If all else fails and we have an emergency, we can use your coffee as an extra reserve of booster fuel for the trip home. :D
     

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    If you have the coffee I have a pot and a cup.
     

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    If anyone wants cream in their coffee I have that also.
     

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    I have been keeping an eye out for the stooges and I think I picked them up on radar.
     

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    It looks as if they got their ship dug out and are going to try it out.
     

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    I'm sure that Beetlejuice will enjoy that big pot of coffee, but, of course, that could only be expected to last him til late morning, after which another pot will be required. :D

    Now, here's a picture I took of BigC showing off his new car. :cool:
     

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    In hopes of paying off his car more quickly, BigC is mining for Rubies. :D
     

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    How did you know what it looked like o_O :D
     
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    Lots and lots of rubies ;)
     
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