Klingon Anti-Virus (from Sophos)

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  1. PaulBB

    PaulBB Registered Member

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    Sophos's Klingon Anti-Virus

    * Free virus, spyware, and adware scan for members of the Klingon empire
    * Find threats your other anti-virus missed
    * No need to turn off your current anti-virus

    Use Sophos's Klingon Anti-Virus to quickly perform an on-demand scan and find viruses, spyware, adware, zero-day threats, Betazoid sub-ether porn diallers and Tribbles that your existing protection might have missed. The software can be run without deactivating your current anti-virus software. Phasers can be left set to stun.

    http://www.sophos.com/klingon-anti-virus/

    Can't read Klingon?
    Download Sophos's Threat Detection Test:
    http://downloads.sophos.com/tools/kav/readkav_eng.txt

    Sophos Anti-Virus aka Sophos's Threat Detection Test screens:

    http://i39.tinypic.com/245ngok.png
    http://i43.tinypic.com/2m63fvk.png
    http://i40.tinypic.com/4j56w8.png
    http://i40.tinypic.com/24orn6p.png
    http://i43.tinypic.com/281h4qv.png
     
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  2. xxJackxx

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    Well since Klingon is officially considered a real language I suppose someone might as well capitalize on it, but I doubt there will be more than 5 or 6 people that would truly use this... o_O
     
  3. lodore

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    Sophos have always had that product.
    guess they have just given it a new name and theme to promote it more.
    ive heard sophos is prone to fp's but its still a decent antivirus program.
     
  4. Macstorm

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    I never thought that watching too many movies would result in childish reactions o_O
     
  5. Toby75

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    Spock, are you out of your Vulcan mind? :argh:
     
  6. TonyW

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    This has to be a joke on Sophos' part surely? I know the links work, and it's there, but still.
     
  7. Sm3K3R

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    I ll just wait for the Romulan Antivirus from Sophos. :eek: :argh:
     
  8. Taliscicero

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    baktag qoH ........ veQ :mad: :thumbd:

    Also how the hell do you update that thing...
     
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  9. cqpreson

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    That looks like good,but must be the member of Klingon empire?
    What is Klingon empire?
     
  10. lodore

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    same as normal sophos.
    right click tray icon update.
    use the text file above to find the english instructions and username and password.
     
  11. Taliscicero

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    ty. :D
     
  12. Sully

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    Bones,
    what
    Does
    your
    Tri-scanner
    Say?

    Damnit Jim, I'm a doctor, not an spyware/malware/virii scanner!

    Scotty,
    you've got to
    speed
    up
    the
    scans!

    I'm giving her all she's got captain, but the dilithium crystal definitions are out date and need updating!

    Good stuff. I know someone who actually would want to use this lol.

    Sul.
     
  13. Toby75

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    I said across her nose not up it!

    Sorry sir o_O I'm doing my best.

    ~Spaceballs~
     
  14. Carver

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    I find this very amusing, it is only a new tact in trying to get the....trekkie market. But the languge is aimed at a 7 year old level. I doubt that it is worthy of a klingon Warrior :cautious:
     
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