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Discussion in 'ten-forward' started by AXIS, Jun 29, 2005.

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  1. AXIS

    AXIS Registered Member

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    have anyone of you recived this junk mail...itz soundz great for me...i have just passed the school :D :D :cool:
     

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    Now silly me! I thought it was Bachelor's and Master's........
     
  3. Marja

    Marja Honestly, I'm not a bot!!

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    Gee, Buck, with punksheation like that you must at least have a one of those doctorites!!
     
  4. big ed

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    Hey,

    Don't let them rip you off! For 3 equal payments of $39.95 I can send you copies of all the PHD's I have hanging. For this amazing low price for 14 copies I will also include a slightly used 64 piece Ginsue Knife Set incased in a genuine simulated Oak Sea Chest. You must reply within the next 2 yrs. or you will miss out on this fabulous offer. Payment in 'Duckels' acceptable. Shipping and handling charges will be revealed after receiving credit card info. I am an accredited by the BBB. (big buck's baloney Asso.)
     
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  6. Firecat

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    I am wondering how that email reached you. It was a practical joke I pulled on my friends some 4 years back or so. :D
     
  7. big ed

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    Simple! E=MC 1/4 or Einstein's explanation of the wireless!!
     
  8. bigbuck

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    Here you go Axis! We've also got cheap software and pharmaceuticals ;) if you like.......
     

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    bigc73542 Retired Moderator

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    It shore looks efical, might be gettin meself one
     
  10. bigbuck

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    We'll do you a discount Curt! Only 20 Duckels for you! :D
     
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    bigc73542 Retired Moderator

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    I'll have ta get da cash out the matres and be sending ye some. I presiate what ya be a doin fer me.
     
  12. big ed

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    Uh Bucky,

    I hope that discount is coming out of your 30% share!!
     
  13. bigbuck

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    Oh really! I think I feel a coup d'état coming on.....
     
  14. bigc73542

    bigc73542 Retired Moderator

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    now you gents be a calming down now. I'll be a sendin ye both a big bowl a posum stew and gizzard pie. That outa be keepin ye both busy fer a while. y'all kin share them duck bills or what ever kind a money you wasa talkin about.
     
  15. big ed

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    Waal now bigc,

    Thats mighty neighborly of yoo to share yor vittles w/too pore enterpeners. Seein that yore bein so generus ahl cut yoo a leetle slak and allow the discount. Pleeze make shur ther is no fethers in the stew.

    Thanks a heap!!
     
  16. bigbuck

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    Thanks BigC!
     

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  17. big ed

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    Hey Bucky Bob,

    I heered that bigc is sendin usuns a mess of vittles. When yoo git yores mak shur yoo take offen yore brogans and be cleanin the mud betwix yore toes afore goin to the kitchen table. (saves gitten smacked up side the head by the missus) Remember to use utensils and don't blow yore nose in the napkin iffen yoo hav compiny.
     
  18. big ed

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    Dad gum it Buckster,

    You sent him the Diplomy afore we got the vittles!
     
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    Ma done sent them vittles on da way. She got ol bill the hog man to paddle em down to ye in his frog giggin boat. He reckens he kin make it by next easter if the wind don't git kontrary. He is a rappin that thar stew in a wet tater sack to be a keepin it from a turnin green ;)
     
  20. big ed

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    Managia, Bucky Billy Bob Joe Max,

    I missed that post. I assure you that the Cruise Missles circling your house are simply there as a defensive measure. (that excuse always seems to work for our DOD). Carry on as you normally do but don't make any sudden moves!

    Your pal and trusting partner, ed
     
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    Waal Mr bigc,

    To borry Cochise's phrase, "Yip-de-Hoody"!! I calcalate iffen ole bill is a sittin w/the vittles in front of him an the wind is a blowin in his face he will be a turnin green afore the vittles do.
     
  22. BeetleBoss

    BeetleBoss She who posts lots of <I>Smileys</I>

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    I can get you all scholarships from Somaliland :p:D:D

    <Courtesy BigBuck> :D
     
  24. big ed

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    Sory beatle bos,

    Iffen you was a hoppin to git a Diplomy yull hav to du beter then dat. You-un spelt yur name rite!
     
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