A young lady at a Sexual Harrassment Tribunal......she is asked to voice her complaint......"There is this man in my Office who comes upto me four or five times a day, he stands really close to me then he takes a deep intake of breath through his nose and says God, your hair smells wonderful".....The Tribunal Chairman asks, " Does he touch you"..."No" replies the young lady...."Does he make any other remarks that might be considered insulting or degrading" says the Chairman, "No" replies the young lady....the Chairman then says "Well, we can't really see what the complaint is, it seems to the Tribunal that this gentleman is only paying you a compliment"....."Yes" replies the young lady, "But you must realise we are talking about Eric the midget here"...... Cochise,
