Italian Food - Spagetti

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  1. musicman

    musicman Registered Member

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    Subject: Spaghetti


    A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several
    >years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him
    >that she was pregnant.
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    >Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid a large sum
    >of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she
    >stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support
    >until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when
    >the baby was born.
    >
    >To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and
    >write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child support
    >payments to begin.
    >
    >One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife. Honey,
    >she said, "You received a very strange post card today." "Oh, just give
    >it to me and I'll explain it," he said. The wife obeyed, and watched as
    >her husband read the card, turned white and fainted.
    >
    >On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with
    >meatballs, one without.
     
  2. dog

    dog Guest

    cute .. :D
     
  3. nadirah

    nadirah Registered Member

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    :D:D:D haha.
     
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  5. Rita

    Rita Infrequent Poster

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    hey musicman
    thats a good one--ill remember it to tell my friend :D
    Rita
     
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