How to Bake a Turkey..

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  1. NetTraveler

    NetTraveler Registered Member

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    How to Bake a Turkey
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    Step 1: Go buy a Turkey.
    Step 2: Take a drink of (scotch) whiskey.
    Step 3: Put Turkey in oven.
    Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey.
    Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens.
    Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink.
    Step 7: Turn oven the on.
    Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky.
    Step 9: Turk the bastey.
    Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get.
    Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer.
    Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey.
    Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours.
    Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey.
    Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey.
    Step 16: Floor the turkey up off of the pick.
    Step 17: Turk the carvey.
    Step 18: Get yourself another scottle of botch.
    Step 19: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey.
    Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out.
     
  2. Primrose

    Primrose Registered Member

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    Too Blazes with the Turkey..how about just dessert and then a nice nap. :D
     

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