How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?

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  1. ronjor

    ronjor Global Moderator

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    How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?


    1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
    14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
    7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
    1 to move it to the Lighting section
    2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
    7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
    5 to flame the spell checkers
    3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
    6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
    2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
    15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
    19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
    11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
    36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
    7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
    4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
    3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
    13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
    5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
    4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
    13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
    1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
     
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    Rita Infrequent Poster

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    bigc73542 Retired Moderator

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    I disagree with the list on how to change a light bulb. Any wilders member knows the best way to change a light bulb is to tell the wife to do it
     
  4. Primrose

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    Have LWM do the honors when they reboot the server and no one will miss even one pixel. :D

    Birthday Boy in his birthday suit :eek: *puppy*
     

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  5. nadirah

    nadirah Registered Member

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    I guess it takes ALL our forum members to change a light bulb.
    But I have another question: How many forum members can we squeeze into a light bulb?
     
  6. Primrose

    Primrose Registered Member

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    You must ask the master magician :D


    Elektrisches Licht? Für Catweazle pure Magie: Das kann nur ein Elektrick-Trick sein.
     

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    nadirah Registered Member

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    hahahaahha...... :D:D:):cool:
     
  8. illukka

    illukka Spyware Fighter

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    yer killing me LOOOOL
    :D :D :D
     
  9. Tassie_Devils

    Tassie_Devils Global Moderator

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    Oh allrighty then...

    Who's the dim-witted bright spark watt turned on this current thread. :doubt:

    Watt's it supposed to about then?

    I think there is amp-le room elsewhere to have a live discussion on the merits of light bulb changing.

    Stop disturbing the sleeping guests.

    We prefer the dark anywaysh! :D

    TAS ~mutters, kill the light, I need my sleep~

    edit: ooops... thanks for the laugh Ron :)
     
  10. Primrose

    Primrose Registered Member

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    Wake up down there Mate !

    TESLA Tassie COILED to strike,

    AMPed the Devil with all his might.

    The Southern Cross is quite a sight

    Drinking a Fosters with Vegemite.

    -Arora Borealis


    :D

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    Tassie_Devils Global Moderator

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    ROFL.... I am awake Primrose... just starting my nightly hunt for 10 Forward Lurkers :D

    Good to see you ;)

    TAS
     
  12. Fire-Ant

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    ROTFLOL :D :D :D :D

    Question is:

    - is it being changed with the speed of light ?
     
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