Guys,Look out for the new Date rape Drug...

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  1. hayc59

    hayc59 Guest

    THIS, JUST IN!

    Police today warned all men who frequent yacht clubs and dock parties to
    stay cautious when offered drinks by women. Females are using a date rape
    drug called "beer" to target unsuspecting men. This drug comes in liquid
    form and is available nearly everywhere. "Beer" is used by female
    predators to persuade hapless male victims to go home with them. Women
    need only persuade a man to consume a few of these "beers" and then ask
    him home for no-strings-attached sex, a simple approach that renders most
    men helpless.

    After several "beers," men will have sex with even unattractive women.

    Often men awaken with only hazy memories of the night before, a horrible
    headache, and a vague feeling that something bad happened. Some really
    unfortunate men are even separated from their life's savings in a scam
    called "a relationship." In extreme cases, females have entrapped
    unsuspecting males into long-term servitude through a punishment called
    "marriage."

    Apparently, men are much more susceptible to this scam once "beer" is
    administered. Forward this warning to every male you know. And if you,
    or some man you know, have fallen victim to this insidious "beer" and the
    predatory women who administer it, rest assured: male support groups
    exist in every major city where you can discuss the ugly details of your
    encounter in an open and frank manner with similarly affected, like-minded
    guys.
    For the support group nearest you, look in the Yellow Pages under "Golf Courses
     
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  3. beetlejuice

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    Wow!! What timing. BB is coming home today. Anybody got a beer? ;)
     
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    Home??............Where's the good Lady been?........and if she wasn't to home, whose puter has she been comandeering all this week??... answer me that, if you can Beej??...........


    Cochise, :cool:
     
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    Yes I can answer that.
    https://www.wilderssecurity.com/showthread.php?t=77744

    Start on page 5, post 121.
     
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    I think Sgt Wooley caught the mastermind of that evil plot.. :ninja:

    But now every biker in Myrtle Beach is complaining about sand in his shorts :p




    Drivers in the drink after beer truck flips




    TORONTO: A truck hauling 2000 cases of beer flipped over and unleashed a sea of suds onto Canada's busiest highway yesterday, in a scene that could have been lifted from the Canadian cliche handbook.


    The early morning accident brought rush hour traffic to a standstill on highway 401 in north Toronto, as rescuers worked to free a woman trapped in the small car that collided with the tractor trailer.

    "Believe it or not with this crushed car, the young lady driving it is going to be okay," Ontario Provincial Police Sgt. Cam Wooley told CP24 news.

    "We've got sand down now absorbing the beer," he added.

    In Canada, beer is closely co-advertised with the national obsession of hockey and an enduring national stereotype is the McKenzie brothers, the 1980s-era comedy team of Rick Moranis and Dave Thomas who swilled beer and ended every sentence with "eh?".

    Police said the beer-soaked sand would be scooped into bins and returned to the supplier for destruction.


    http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/0,2106,3277793a4560,00.html
     

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