"GUTS" or "BALLS"....

Discussion in 'ten-forward' started by JRCATES, Jul 22, 2005.

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  1. JRCATES

    JRCATES Registered Member

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    "GUTS", is arriving home late after a night out with "the boys", being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and then asking:

    "Are you still cleaning, or... are you flying somewhere?"

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    "BALLS", is coming home late after a night out with "the boys", smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and then saying:

    "You're next!!".......

    :D
     
  2. Marja

    Marja Honestly, I'm not a bot!!

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    Prob won't have 'em for long!:D
     
  3. gre87y

    gre87y Registered Member

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    lol I would call that suicide
     
  4. JRCATES

    JRCATES Registered Member

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    Ya never know, Marja...ya just never know :-* :eek:

    A female friend of mine was the one who actually sent this to me, and I thought that it was pretty funny. Evidently, so did she..... ;) :D
     
  5. Marja

    Marja Honestly, I'm not a bot!!

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    MIGHT BE FUNNY - PROBABLY NOT TRUE!

    There's a big difference!!! Especially to the man that does it! LOL!
     
  6. JRCATES

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    We'll just stick with funny for now :D
     
  7. Marja

    Marja Honestly, I'm not a bot!!

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    Good idea!:D
     
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    bigc73542 Retired Moderator

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    A real woman would break his neck :D ;) this thread is real close to the line
     
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  9. NICK ADSL UK

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    So please don't go over it ;)
     
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