There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!" He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.
Under the direct supervision of the supreme military commander of all things MS: General Production Fault.
My classic message I love is: Must admit though, have not encounted that mongrel since switching to XP. TAS
