Give a dog a cell phone

These people have entirely to much time on their hands.

bigc

 

A lot of time on there hands LOL

 

AND THE ELEPHANTS!! that would introduce " TRUNK " calls

 

Love birds would always be engaged

 

Where is Dog when you need him

Jimbob

 

LOL ... I saw the "Title" of this thread ... and I thought I had won a gift.

ps. Hopefully the better-half won't ever hear about this ... because you'll know what the next new piece of technology we'll be buying.

 

Does your better half know about you being in and out of the dog house?

Jimbob

 

I bet you, if you called them and left a message on the answer-phone, they would forget to call you Baaarrrrck!....(Groan)...


Cochise,

 

if you read real closely between the lines, you'll see what you have won Steve...

enoy it

 

Hi Dog, my neighbours dog saw your avatar and she is doing some really weird stuff on the couch at the moment

if you are interested:

 

The actual idea is ludicrous....the poor old Mutt would go off it's 'Chump' wondering where the H**l the voices were coming from. Then the next thing it would be costing a fortune in Psychiatry Bills.....can you imagine the Trauma it would suffer trying to explain these 'Voices' when there was nobody there??...Would you like it??.....What if you owned a Cat as well and they were in the same room, the poor old cat would think the Dog was a Ventriloquist...when you arrived home and opened the door the cat would pass you like a rocket with it's hair stood on end never to be seen again, or if it was a smart cat, maybe try to sell the dog to Television as a double act....either way, it could all end in tears before Bed-time.....but that's progress I suppose....and there was me worried about Global warming.....bring back the 'CAT' I say....(Did I mention I'm not allowed to have sharp things).....


Cochise,

 

I see no one seems to have questioned the possibility of the dog being effected by the raditation

Jimbob

 

Got my own Doc thanks Ron...M'Dada M'Doodoo....he's very good....trained in Africa...fully qualified.....seen his collection of bones and Lion Dung and all that....nice guy.....gives good advice, like always hold your nose as you swallow golf-ball sized Shrunken Heads and stuff.....and cheap too....upto now all it's cost me is a 3 Rhino teeth and 14 feet of young Spin-dried Peccary giblets....bet you can't get that kind of care in Texas.......



Cochise,