FOUND recipe for Love Potion #9

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  1. Marja

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    LOVE POTION #9


    In a small pot, simmer a half cup of jojoba oil and, moving your spoon clockwise, stir in 9 drops each of the following essential oils: ambergris, cinnamon, frankincense, jasmine, lavender, musk, orange blossom, rose, violet, and ylang ylang. Let cool and store in a dark glass container. Dab yourself with it as you would your favorite perfume before a night out (or a night in) to drive your loved one wild with desire.


    PLEASE DO NOT FEED TO COWS!! (REFERRING TO SONG, YA CLUCKS! AND YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!)
     
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    Re: FOUND recipe for Love Potion #9 :eek: :eek:

    ENCHANTING BREW

    Pour a quart of red wine or grape juice in a non-reactive pot and warm to a near simmer. In a doubled piece of cheesecloth place two cinnamon sticks, a teaspoon of rose petals, ½ teaspoon each of ginger and cloves, a wedge of orange peel and a piece of fresh ginger. Gather and tie the bundle tightly with butcher's string, and place it in the liquid to steep. Taste the brew every few minutes until the flavors have been infused, but remove the bundle before they become overpowering. Chill if desired. Share a glass with your loved one and toast to an enchanting evening.

     
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    Re: FOUND recipe for Love Potion #9 :eek: :eek:


    Love Charm: To draw love into your life, cut a three by three inch square of aluminum foil. All metals have attractive properties, and work much like a lightening rod which draws electricity from the atmosphere. Sprinkle a pinch each of dried parsley, rosemary, and thyme onto the center of the foil. Carefully fold the foil to keep the herbs sealed inside. Keep it against your heart to attract loving energies to yourself.


    ( I don't know!?!? This was kinda itchy!! And being a lightening rod while it's raining, just doesn't appeal to me for some reason):eek: :eek: :D
     
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    Good recipes Marja :D
    If you had the ingredients :D :D


    Always wondered what love potion # 9 was


    Now I have been educated :D :D
     
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    Oldie but goodie. And I mean oldie! :D

    Love Potion #9

    I took my troubles down to Madame Rue
    You know that gypsy with the gold-capped tooth
    She's got a pad down on Thirty-Fourth and Vine
    Sellin' little bottles of Love Potion Number Nine

    I told her that I was a flop with chics
    I've been this way since 1956
    She looked at my palm and she made a magic sign
    She said "What you need is Love Potion Number Nine"

    She bent down and turned around and gave me a wink
    She said "I'm gonna make it up right here in the sink"
    It smelled like turpentine, it looked like Indian ink
    I held my nose, I closed my eyes, I took a drink

    I didn't know if it was day or night
    I started kissin' everything in sight
    But when I kissed a cop down on Thirty-Fourth and Vine
    He broke my little bottle of Love Potion Number Nine

    I held my nose, I closed my eyes, I took a drink

    I didn't know if it was day or night
    I started kissin' everything in sight
    But when I kissed a cop down on Thirty-Fourth and Vine
    He broke my little bottle of Love Potion Number Nine
    Love Potion Number Nine
    Love Potion Number Nine
    Love Potion Number Nine
     
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    Love potion no. 9

    Nine ounces of tequila works almost every time. At least temporarily ;)
     
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    It sure must smell good! :)
     
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    Similar to beer goggles by the sounds of it Big C !
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    This is supposed to be about ROMANCE you guys!! Not "gettin' her drunk"!

    Have a little decorum in the forum!! :)
     
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    Oh no no Marja.....What we are saying, and I'm sure Big C will agree is for the lady to get drunk, you know......so we look real hot!
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    DOES THAT WORK!?
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    Hmmmmmmmmm couuuuuld beeeeeee :ninja:
     
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    The Love Calculator
    http://www.lovecalculator.com/

    Then at your own risk!! Try this out!!
    (Not responsible if you don't have security or don't like Valentine's Day stuff!)

    Marja:cool:
     
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    That's interesting. I'm not compatible with anyone. :D *puppy*
     
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    Yeah! That first one says I don't get along with any one! See, we're compatible!! :D
     
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    Kinda like this?? :D
     

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    If you want the best Love Potion for your hair, try the following shampoo mix:

    Jojoba oil mixed (1 oz) mixed with a mild soap base (6oz. of coconut oil works best) and add organic Aloe Vera (1oz.) and Yucca Root extracts. Then, add about 8 drops ea. of the essential oils Cedar and Rosewood.

    This shampoo mix will not only make your hair look good, it will prevent it from falling out.

    Signed,

    49 year old male with full head of hair.
     
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    LOL!! OK! It sounds like it will smell good too!
     
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    Found something for you, Ritaann!! Chocolate Obsession Barbie!!
     

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    She's beautiful--thats one I dont have--got 2 for valentines day,the grease Barbie and the I love Lucy Barbie :D I love those Barbies--maybe even better than chocolate :doubt:
     
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    I got the grease barbie too I went to see grease on ice it was a nice show. I also got pretty in pink barbie from when i was a kid thank god for e-bay.
     
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    Hey I thought when you and Ritaan were saying ' grease ' Barbie you were talking about grease! I thought....Barbie fix cars? Get out of here !
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    Hi Suga
    I bet that was a great show!!Pretty in pink is a beautiful one.I have got alot of Barbies from ebay too-you can find about any kind there.The last one i got from there was the set of the X files(Barbie and Ken)
     
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