Find your new name

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  1. Peaches4U

    Peaches4U Registered Member

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    This only takes a minute. Please don't be a bore and
    ruin it. Sometimes when you have a stressful
    day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. And,
    if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.

    Here is your dose of humor...Follow the instructions
    to find your new name. Once you have your new name, put it
    here. And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer. The following in an excerpt from a children's
    book, "Captain Underpants.And the Perilous Plot of Professor
    Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to
    assume new names...


    Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new
    first name:

    a = snickle
    b = doombah
    c = goober
    d = cheesey
    e = crusty
    f = greasy
    g = dumbo
    h = farcus
    i = dorky
    j = doofus
    k = funky
    l = boobie
    m = sleezy
    n = sloopy
    o = fluffy
    p = stinky
    q = slimy
    r = dorfus
    s = snooty
    t = tootsie
    u = dipsy
    v = sneezy
    w = liver
    x = skippy
    y = dinky
    z = zippy

    Use the second letter of your middle name to determine the
    first half of your new last name:

    a = dippin
    b = feather
    c = giggle
    d = burger
    e = chicken
    f = barffy
    g = lizzard
    h = waffle
    i = farkle
    j = monkey
    k = flippin
    l = fricken
    m = bubble
    n = rhino
    o = potty
    p = hamster
    q = buckle
    r = gizzard
    s = lickin
    t = snickle
    u = chuckle
    v = pickle
    w = hubble
    x = dingle
    y = gorilla
    z = girdle

    Use the third letter of your last name to determine the
    second half of your new last name:

    a = butt
    b = boob
    c = face
    d = nose
    e = hump
    f = breath
    g = pants
    h = shorts
    i = lips
    j = honker
    k = head
    l = tush
    m = chunks
    n = dunkin
    o = brains
    p = biscuits
    q = toes
    r = doodle
    s = fanny
    t = sniffer
    u = sprinkles
    v = frack
    w = squirt
    x = humperdinck
    y = hiney
    z = juice

    Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is
    Fluffy Chucklefanny.

    And my name is ... "sloopy dunkin"
     
  2. NAMOR

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    goober farklechunks :D
     
  3. Marja

    Marja Honestly, I'm not a bot!!

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    Oh brother.....dorfus giggletush.
     
  4. bigbuck

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    Snickle Chuckleface :D
     
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    LOL

    Cheesey Pottypants

    Sounds like I have a problem :D
     
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    ~*Nat*~ Registered Member

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    tootsie chickentush :D :D :D















    (Hmmmmm...strange. Someone dear to me calls me tootsie. I think he knew this game all along...!! ;) ;) ;) )




    That's it ...I'm going back to bed....... LOLOLOLOL !!!!
     
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    Dipsy Chicken Sniffer - OMG :eek:
     
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    Dorfus Dippinhump,

    pleased to meet you :D
     
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    Cochise A missed friend

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    GOOBER FARKLETUSH........Love it... :D


    Cochise, :cool:(Son of Fred and Freda Farkle and Brother to Simon and Garfarkle).. :D
     
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    :rolleyes: snickle chickenbutt :eek:
     
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    Crusty Burgersquirt
     
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    :D :D :D Snickle Burger-sprinkles :D :D :D
     
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    Boobie Chickensprinkles....fit's me to a T!
     
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    Snickle Head

    (oh my, no middle name :(, emptyhead then?)
     
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    Snooty Chickenhump (or Pottyhump -> two middle names o_O ) :eek: :D
     
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    :D DIPSY BURGER CHUNKS...o_O
     
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    Crusty Chickendunkin

    Sounds good (for a side-dish) :cool:
     
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    dorfus chickenhiney
    :D
     
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    Goober Farkledoodle :p
     
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    BeetleBoss She who posts lots of <I>Smileys</I>

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    Mine is *actually* JUST - "Dipsy Sniffer" (of course that is not my real name :p:D)
     
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  22. wildman

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    :eek: Boobie Chucklebutt (Actual Name)

    :p Boobie Dunkin (Wildman)

    :cool: Hey this just may become my new name on one of the forums out there. On second thought "NO"!

    Thanks
    Wildman
    :doubt: :oops:
     
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    Snickle-Bubble-Lips reporting for duty Captain Underpants :D

    crazy kids.....
     
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