Find your new name

This only takes a minute. Please don't be a bore and
ruin it. Sometimes when you have a stressful
day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. And,
if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.

Here is your dose of humor...Follow the instructions
to find your new name. Once you have your new name, put it
here. And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer. The following in an excerpt from a children's
book, "Captain Underpants.And the Perilous Plot of Professor
Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to
assume new names...


Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new
first name:

a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy

Use the second letter of your middle name to determine the
first half of your new last name:

a = dippin
b = feather
c = giggle
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizzard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle

Use the third letter of your last name to determine the
second half of your new last name:

a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is
Fluffy Chucklefanny.

And my name is ... "sloopy dunkin"

 

goober farklechunks

 

Oh brother.....dorfus giggletush.

 

Snickle Chuckleface

 

LOL

Cheesey Pottypants

Sounds like I have a problem

 

tootsie chickentush















(Hmmmmm...strange. Someone dear to me calls me tootsie. I think he knew this game all along...!! )




That's it ...I'm going back to bed....... LOLOLOLOL !!!!

 

Dipsy Chicken Sniffer - OMG

 

Dorfus Dippinhump,

pleased to meet you

 

GOOBER FARKLETUSH........Love it...


Cochise, (Son of Fred and Freda Farkle and Brother to Simon and Garfarkle)..

 

snickle chickenbutt

 

Crusty Burgersquirt

 

Snickle Burger-sprinkles ​

 

Boobie Chickensprinkles....fit's me to a T!

 

Snickle Head

(oh my, no middle name , emptyhead then?)

 

Snooty Chickenhump (or Pottyhump -> two middle names )

 

DIPSY BURGER CHUNKS...

 

Crusty Chickendunkin

Sounds good (for a side-dish)

 

dorfus chickenhiney

 

Goober Farkledoodle

 

http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/emoticons/wave2.gifSloopy Dippinsquirt http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/emoticons/wave2.gif​

 

Mine is *actually* JUST - "Dipsy Sniffer" (of course that is not my real name )

 

Boobie Chucklebutt (Actual Name)

Boobie Dunkin (Wildman)

Hey this just may become my new name on one of the forums out there. On second thought "NO"!

Thanks
Wildman

 

Tootsie-Fricken-Boob
http://img35.echo.cx/img35/131/doglol1nr.gif

 

Now, That doesn't sound very angelic Rita. http://img27.echo.cx/img27/5519/blinkingangel6sl.gif

Quick - a name change !!!!!

 

Snickle-Bubble-Lips reporting for duty Captain Underpants

crazy kids.....