Favourite quotes?

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  1. JRCATES

    JRCATES Registered Member

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    Some of my favorites are:

    "Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!"
    -- Ronald Reagan - 40th President of the United States of America
    Remarks at the Brandenburg Gate West Berlin, Germany June 12, 1987

    "I'd like to refer to this whole thing from start to finish as a real Mickey Mouse operation.....but that would be an insult to Mickey Mouse."
    -- former Indiana University (and current Texas Tech) men's head basketball coach, Bob Knight, June 17, 1999

    A couple from the movie, Sudden Impact (1983):

    "Go ahead.....make my day"
    -- Dirty Harry Callahan (Clint Eastwood)

    (setting up scene)
    A robbery with hostage situation in a local cafe is taking place. Four criminals are holding up the place and have taken hostages, as Dirty Harry walks in after noticing something suspicious.

    Callahan: "Now you boys put those guns down"
    criminal: "Say what?"
    Callahan: "Well, we're not just gonna let you walk outta here:
    criminal: "Who's we, sucka?"
    Callahan: "Smith....and Wesson.....and me"
    -- Dirty Harry Callahan (Clint Eastwood)
     
  2. big ed

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    Alas poor Yorick....I knew him pretty gud!

    Billy Shakespeare's first draft!
     
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    "I don't make jokes--I just watch the government and report the facts,"

    Will Rogers
     
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    It is said that during his last days, a friend walked into where W.C Fields, the lifelong agnostic, lay on his deathbed.. and was shocked to see him reading a Bible.

    Amazed at this turn of events he asked why - to which, as only WC Fields could, - he explained simply:-

    "I'm looking for a loop-hole,"

    http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e119/andysnaps/wcfields1.jpg
     
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  6. big ed

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    Thanks for the timely tip Sno guy,

    I guess it's ok to attempt suicide....but only once!!

    Russian roulette is not a good choice though, Hole in the head...ed
     
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    "Trying to describe an orgasm is like trying to describe being in love- you can't do it yet you know exactly what it feels like." –Anonymous

    "Writing is like making love. Don't worry about the orgasm, just concentrate on the process." -Isabel Allende

    :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D ;) ;) :D :D
     
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    "Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window." -Steve Wozniak
     
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    "Never walk under any open windows by Steve Wosniak's apartment w/o a hard hat" - Bonked ed
     
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  11. wildman

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    ;) The impossible we do immediately, the miracles are going to take a while.

    I think this can be attributed to Henry J. Kaiser.

    Thanks
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    I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.

    Rodney Dangerfield (1921 - 2004)
     
  13. sweater

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    If you think you are beaten, you are
    If you think you dare not, you don't
    If you'd like to win, but think you can't
    it's almost certain you won't
    If you think you'll lose, you've lost
    For out of the world we find
    Success begins with a fellows will -
    It's all a state of mind.
    If you think you're outclassed, you are
    You've got to think high to rise
    You've got to be sure of yourself before
    You can ever win a prize.

    Life's battle don't always go
    To the stronger or faster man
    But sooner or later the man who wins
    Is the one who thinks he can.
    Anon

    "Mistakes are a fact of life. It is the response to error that counts." - Nikki Giovanni
     
  14. ~*Nat*~

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    Nice one sweater !!!

    http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/3541/pinkrose6dp.gif
     
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    Pish and tush...it all boils down to one sentence!

    He, who has the most Toys when he dies,.....WINS!!!

    Lost forever in Wantsville, Wasted ed
     
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    I thought it was whoever had the most holes in the straps? o_O
     
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    “From time to time, life as a leader can look hopeless. To help you, consider a man who lived through this: Failed in business at age 31. Defeated for the legislature at 32. Again failed in business at 34. Sweetheart died at 35. Had a nervous breakdown at 36. Defeated in election at 38. Defeated for Congress at 43. Defeated for Congress at 46. Defeated for Congress at 48. Defeated for Senate at 55. Defeated for Vice President at 56. Defeated for Senate at 58. Elected President at age 60. This man was Abraham Lincoln.”



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  18. ~*Nat*~

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    Don't waste anymore time, EddyLove ! It's like THIS:

    "A month that passes
    without an experiment,
    is a month lost."

    (~An american saying)
     
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    "Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut." ~Ernest Hemingway
     
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    The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it and wrong too often for us to rely on it.

    Patrick Young
     
  23. ronjor

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    I have just returned from Boston. It is the only sane thing to do if you find yourself up there.

    Fred Allen (1894 - 1956), in a letter to Groucho Marx, 1953
     
  24. big ed

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    Well...waddaya know!

    I just returned from Boston yesterday....nothings changed!!
     
  25. ronjor

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    Thought that might get your attention. :D
     
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