Dig the Potato Garden ~joke~

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  1. dog

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    Dig the Potato Garden

    An old man lived alone in Idaho. He wanted to spade his potato garden,
    but it was very hard work. His only son, Bubba, who used to help him, was
    in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his
    predicament.


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    Dear Bubba,

    I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my potato garden
    this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here,
    all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the lot for me.

    Love Dad


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    A few days later he received a letter from his son.

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    Dear Dad,

    For heaven's sake, dad, don't dig up that garden, that's where I buried the
    BODIES!

    Love Bubba


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    At 4A.M. the next morning, F.B.I. agents and local police
    showed up and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They
    apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received
    another letter from his son.


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    Dear Dad,

    Go ahead and plant the potatoes now. That's the best I could do under
    the circumstances.

    Love Bubba.


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    *note* No relation to our dear Bubba
     
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