Curious but Obscure Facts

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  1. beetlejuice

    beetlejuice Registered Member

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    If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.


    (Hardly seems worth it.)



    If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.



    (Now that's more like it!)



    The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body, to squirt blood 30 feet.



    (O.M.G.!)



    A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.



    (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)



    A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)



    (I'm still not over the pig.)



    Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.



    (Do not try this at home...... maybe at work.)



    The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.



    ("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")



    The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.



    (30 minutes... lucky pig... can you imagine??)



    The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.



    (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)



    Some lions mate over 50 times a day.



    (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)



    Butterflies taste with their feet.



    (Something I always wanted to know.)



    The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.



    (Hmmmmmm........)



    Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.



    (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)



    Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.



    (OK, so that would be a good thing....)



    A cat's urine glows under a black light.



    (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)



    An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.



    (I know some people like that.)



    Starfish have no brains.



    (I know some people like that, too!)



    Polar bears are left-handed.



    (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)



    Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.



    (What about that pig??) :eek: :D :D

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    If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.



    I can do it with two home made burritos

    :D :D
     

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  3. beetlejuice

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    Just think what that pig could do with that tongue. (Ooooooo Acadia, that was bad)

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    OhOh
     

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    lol lol lol im still cracking up
     
  7. Acadia

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    Holy cow, that would give Gene Simmons a run for his money! :eek:

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  8. beetlejuice

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    Who's to say that isn't Gene Simmons? :eek:
     
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    Think that is big o_O
     

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    There's no blood pouring out of the mouth.

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  11. beetlejuice

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    I think he's got him beat!
     
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    Now this is a big tongue
     

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    Hey BJ, they were real FUNNY! :D :D :D
     
  14. Cochise

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    Well actually, that isn't the dogs tongue, I have it on good authority it is just finishing off whats left of some 12 year old kid who was only out there playing catch....the owner said that the dog just loved kids but it was the first time he had ever seen it eat a whole one.

    Cochise, :cool:
    P.S. "Here piggy piggy....nice piggy" :D
     
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    I wonder how often the dog bites it's own tongue. :)
     
  16. beetlejuice

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    Well from the looks of the end of it, I'd say alot.
     
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    It does look a little rough on the end. :D
     
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