Bork

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Borked by Bed Bug Bites
http://cbs2chicago.com/topstories/local_story_066204127.html



Mold Maid's Makeup mayhem manages Magistrates monolog

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/li...1770&ico=Homepage&icl=TabModule&icc=News&ct=5

 

Ouch Primly,

But do not despair.....I got a "Blue Light" special goin on for the next 10 Min. Two free tickets to the waaay off Broadway production of "Borky and Bess". Starring in the lead roles will be Bucky as Borky and Sonja Heinie (she falls on her tushie a lot) as "Triple Axel" Bess. This is a 5 Star performance that has been touted as the best comedy since "Shampoo"!

See you at the matinee, Agent ed

Ps...hadda get this thread back on topic!

 

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Heh - these fellas kinda thought they were the topic - still they seem to be taking it well !!!

But don't worry Eddy, I'm right behind you - no look harder, a little further .........just a little more......

 

Gotcha!........a course I needed a mega-scope to spot you at the end of the line.

Thank you for your support!!

Recruiting for the "Hoorah Brigade", Brigadier M/Sgt Bent ed

 

By Pigeon Post:-

I can't understand it - I was waving & waving me white flag as 'ard as could be in a selfless attempt to distract them mad Muppets.

http://freeweb.supereva.com/esorciccio2002/smilies/giveup.gif

Worry not 'tho, soon after capturing me I was able to outwit them into believing I was a complete idjit and tricked them into forcing me to escape.

Please find attached photo of proposed location of new HQ:-

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e119/andysnaps/7c98c96e.jpg

PS - due to an admin error the directions went with the first pigeon so be on the lookout.......had I realised in time I would of course have added them on to this note.

Regards eyes-open.

pps - it's harder than you'd think to crayon camouflage onto a pigeon.

 

I'm glad you cleared that up! But then, I already was a believer!! Completely!!

Don't forget to take your Meds, Nursie ed

Ps...Bork your tooter if you like beans!!

 

Cheers Bean'Ed - I was of course working deep, deep undercover for a privatised agency - a sorta "Limited Intelligence" if you will.......

As always I continue to follow your advice keenly & continue to take both 3 times a day after meals...

Consider my horn tooted me 'alf-baked'Ed' - mind ya, a single toot put up against an entire wind section isn't gonna amount to a hill of bork & beans when it comes to warning others. I have found it kinder then to put up warning signs in advance of larger tastings:-

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eyes-open saying remember if this finds you as it leaves me - then you're in my kitchen and them's my beans ....

 

Yu betcha bumm.

During those long nights when the Gale Force winds blow .. it will come back when they find Ze sveedish chef.

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,18376763-13762,00.html


http://www.almac.co.uk/chef/chef/chef.html


http://www.almac.co.uk/chef/chef/ask_chef.html

 

Hey...when did Buckie get into town? Homeland Security just posted a "Brown Alert"!

Holy crap...head for the bunker, Scairdy Cat ed

 

Eddy my luv ! Where have you been ??

Are ya pumping iron steroids made outta beans again on your quest to Adonis-like -features ? Hmmmmmmm ??!??


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Speaking of "IRON" ~ http://freeweb.supereva.com/esorciccio2002/smilies/diepig.gif​

 

Well, Nattie come lately,

I have taken on the identity of Bjorn Bork, the celebrated Tennis Icon, and will be selling off "42" of my precious rackets so that they can be fashioned into a "Matrix" to be displayed at the next "Q" Tournament. And so, "We the people, in order to form a more perfect Union", will gather in Richmond, Va to watch the Aerobatics display featuring a flyby by none other than the "Baked Bean Man". Ribs and slaw w/a side of Bork~n~Beans will be the bill of fare.

For your listening pleasure Bucky and The Afterburners will be performing by satellite! Since the passage of the "Clean Air Act" only one appearance by you know who is allowed.

The alert color for the day will be Mauve, Bjorn ed

Ps...Do your part to save the Wales.....or are yoo gonna Welch out on mee!