Blaze Kitty vs dogs pixel pup

Washing the Dog

A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner "Mom & Pop" grocery picking out a pretty good size box of laundry detergent.

The grocer walked over, and, trying to be friendly, asked the boy if he had a lot of laundry to do.

"Oh, no laundry," the boy said, "I'm going to wash my dog."

"But you shouldn't use this to wash your dog. It's very powerful and if you wash your dog in this, he'll get sick. In fact, it might even kill him."

But the boy was not to be stopped and carried the detergent to the counter and paid for it, even as the grocer still tried to talk him out of washing his dog.

About a week later the boy was back in the store to buy some candy. The grocer asked the boy how his dog was doing.

"Oh, he died," the boy said.

The grocer, trying not to be an I-told-you-so, said he was sorry the dog died but added, "I tried to tell you not to use that detergent on your dog."

"Well," the boy replied, "I don't think it was the detergent that killed him."

"Oh? What was it then?"

"I think it was the spin cycle!"

lol lol lol

 

Signs You Have a Dumb Dog

9. Buries tail, wags bones

8. When you give him Alpo, he just eats the meat-by products

7. Despite the overwhelming evidence, still smokes two packs a day

6. Showed up at the Whoopi Goldberg roast in cat face

5. Has suffered over two dozed concussions from toilet seat falling on his head

4. Thinks "Snausages" is a real word

3.Voted for Fred Grandy, Love Boat?s gopher, because he really thought he?d be a good congressman

2. Spends hours staring at kitchen cabinet, waiting for tiny horse-and-carriage to come out

1. Constantly chasing people named "Katz"

 

Why Dogs Don?t Use Computers

20. Can?t stick their heads out of Windows ?95.

19. Fetch command not available on all platforms.

18. Hard to read the monitor with your head cocked to one side.

17. Too difficult to "mark" every website they visit.

16. Can?t help attacking the screen when they hear "You?ve Got Mail."

15. Fire hydrant icon simply frustrating.

14. Involuntary tail wagging is dead giveaway they?re browsing Pethouse instead of working.

13. Keep bruising noses trying to catch that MPEG frisbee.

12. Not at all fooled by Chuckwagon Screen Saver.

11. Still trying to come up with an "emoticon" that signifies tail-wagging.

10. Oh, but they WILL... with the introduction of the Microsoft Opposable Thumb.

9.Three words: Carpal Paw Syndrome

8. ?Cause dogs ain?t GEEKS! Now, cats, on the other hand...

7. Barking in next cube keeps activating YOUR voice recognition software.

6. SmellU-SmellMe still in beta test.

5. SIT and STAY were hard enough, GREP and SED are out of the question!

4. Saliva-coated mouse gets mighty difficult to manuever.

3. Annoyed by lack of newsgroup, alt.pictures.master?s.leg.

2. Butt-sniffing more direct and less deceiving than online chat rooms.

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ROTF LMHO ... ... Those are all good ones, Blazey!

Bark ..... Bark .... GGGggggRRRrrrrrrrr

 

i think i got the ideal from you wernt youthe one that posted the how to wash cat joke sighned dog lol i figure this could be the cat vs dog joke thread lol

 

Bravo i needed that to many hours looking at screen today(is it still monday?)



nice clean puppy

 

Hey Blaze, how about an evil avatar to scare off PixelPup?

 

Seems like a good idea!

 

Puppy trying to enhance Nadira's avatar