Before his spouse arrives, let's meet Acadia

Discussion in 'ten-forward' started by Galcoolest, Nov 29, 2004.

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  1. Galcoolest

    Galcoolest Registered Member

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    Since 1899 [his secret], Acadia has been a premier manufacturer and supplier of [fraudulent consumer help] products, systems and most of all, solutions. Acadia, a certified [bunk] manufacturer, has become world renown for [his] design, quality and expertise in custom designed [imaginary] solutions. [His} customers touch nearly every commercial market including aerospace, automotive and heavy-duty vehicles, defense, industrial and the medical supply industry. [His made-up computer scripts] are commonly used in engines, transmissions, and fuel systems to [redirect] fluid, pressure and dampen sound in commercial volumes. The key to Acadia's longevity and success is to provide each customer with innovative and high performance [real-sounding computer or personal advice], outstanding customer service and bottom-line value. Through this simple formula Acadia is "Driving [Bogus Advice Giving] to Perfection."

    Products

    What types of products does Acadia offer?

    Acadia is widely known for [his] manufacturing of [fabricated computer code ] for transmission, clutch, bearing, fuel and sound dampening applications. [He] also produces bonded [forgeries], [unbonded forgeries] and a variety of [tall tales for general use] and mix[es] his [his] material [lies] at [his] Central Mix facility in Iron Gate, VA.

    How can I purchase Acadia products?

    To purchase Acadia’s products, contact an account manager in the Detroit [Wilders] Center. Acadia’s sales are to OEMs and first-tier suppliers of [computers] and.... [patsies new to computing]. [He is also expert in faking knowledge about] automobiles, trucks, farm tractors and heavy duty construction equipment.


    Technical
    Acadia provides solutions from design to completion. Click here to submit your question to our resident expert.

    Where is Acadia’s Research & Development located? How [is he] affiliated with [Wilders]?
    Research and Materials Development is conducted at Acadia’s new facility in Blacksburg, VA. This center is located two miles from the campus of Virginia Polytechnic Institute and State University, [home office of 5 former Wilders members].

    Corporate

    Where is Acadia?

    Acadia’s product development and administrative functions are housed at [his]Corporate Headquarters in [No Name , Maine] The Detroit ... Center maintains Sales, Marketing and Application Engineering in Livonia, MI. Research and Development is in Blacksburg, VA. Manufacturing [of reusable long and short cons] is performed at three plants each in Iron Gate, VA; Ligonier, IN and Woodridge, IL.


    How do I find out about Employment [with] Acadia?

    For more information about career opportunities [with] Acadia, click Employment.

    General

    Who is Acadia?

    Acadia is a leading provider of innovative solutions to the most challenging [idiots' needs to be grifted]. Acadia is a key supplier to major [computer] OEMs and has a growing presence with first-tier [knock-off software] suppliers.

    How can I contact Acadia?

    Click Contact to request additional information and provide feedback.

    Where can I find the latest Acadia news?

    Current items are found in the [Wilders ten-forward]section. Check back often for the latest additions.


    (c) Acadia 2003. All Rights Reserved. | TERMS OF USE | Acadia - 38701 Seven Mile Road, Suite 475 - Livonia, MI 48152 - 734.953.0555

    http://www.acadiapolymers.com/faq.asp

    You know I luvs ya......
     
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  2. Peaches4U

    Peaches4U Registered Member

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    Nope - profile does not fit a frog. :D :D
     
  3. Acadia

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    Huh? o_O

    Acadia

    EDIT: Oh, ok I clicked on that link. But I have definite proof THAT Acadia is NOT me ... where's all the money I should have?!?! :doubt:

    Acadia
     
  4. beetlejuice

    beetlejuice Registered Member

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    Uhh---Do you remember that million dollar sweepstakes that Peaches won? Magic can do wonders sometimes can't it Peaches? :D
     
  5. Peaches4U

    Peaches4U Registered Member

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    sitting in moth balls. :D
     
  6. Detox

    Detox Retired Moderator

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    money please
     
  7. Galcoolest

    Galcoolest Registered Member

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    Acadia-

    You know I love to google stuff and then goof on it- all in good fun, of course- your "moniker" led, of course, mainly to the National Park stuff, but then I found the polymer folks and started giggling. You've seen the site, now, so you gotta giggle , too!

    Get that better half in here! She's gotta watch you liike BBoss is doing around the corner with her old man!
     
  8. HandsOff

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    Right On Acadia!

    Is it OK to ask are you any closer? Can we expect an announcement anytime soon that you have achieved your ellusive goal of sealing perfection?


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  9. nadirah

    nadirah Registered Member

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    Seems like acadia's popularity is rather enormous! :D
     
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