Be Careful What You Don't Use Anymore

A wife arrived home from a shopping trip and was shocked to find
her husband in bed with a lovely young woman. Just as she was
about to storm out of the house, her husband called out,
"Perhaps you should hear how all this came about..."

I was driving home on the highway when I saw this young woman

looking tired and bedraggled. I brought her home and made her
a meal from the roast beef you had forgotten about in the fridge.

She was bare-footed so I gave her your good sandals which
you had discarded because they had gone out of style.

She was cold so I gave her the sweater which I bought for you
for your birthday but you never wore because the color didn't suit you.

Her pants were torn, so I gave her a pair of your jeans,
which were perfectly good, but too small for you now.

"Then just as she was about to leave, she asked,
'Is there anything else your wife doesn't use anymore ?'
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Good One!! Thanks For The Giggle

 

Brilliant! Dare I say it, how many men can relate to that?

Reminds me of a post that appeared on this Forum somewhere regarding Scientists finding a food that totally destroyed the sex drive in married women.....'Wedding Cake'...I just love that one.


Cochise,

 

I wonder if it would help if I let my wife read that? Probably only help me into an early grave.

 

She might start taking an inventory of her clothes.

 

Man oh man, it's Lent and now we're into Holy Week! First hayc59's post here:

https://www.wilderssecurity.com/showthread.php?t=27075

and now this! You guys better be careful!!!