Be Careful What You Don't Use Anymore

Discussion in 'ten-forward' started by musicman, Apr 3, 2004.

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  1. musicman

    musicman Registered Member

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    A wife arrived home from a shopping trip and was shocked to find
    her husband in bed with a lovely young woman. Just as she was
    about to storm out of the house, her husband called out,
    "Perhaps you should hear how all this came about..."

    I was driving home on the highway when I saw this young woman

    looking tired and bedraggled. I brought her home and made her
    a meal from the roast beef you had forgotten about in the fridge.

    She was bare-footed so I gave her your good sandals which
    you had discarded because they had gone out of style.

    She was cold so I gave her the sweater which I bought for you
    for your birthday but you never wore because the color didn't suit you.

    Her pants were torn, so I gave her a pair of your jeans,
    which were perfectly good, but too small for you now.

    "Then just as she was about to leave, she asked,
    'Is there anything else your wife doesn't use anymore ?'
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  2. hayc59

    hayc59 Guest

    [move] :D :D :D :D :D :D[/move]
    Good One!! Thanks For The Giggle
     
  3. Cochise

    Cochise A missed friend

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    Brilliant! Dare I say it, how many men can relate to that?

    Reminds me of a post that appeared on this Forum somewhere regarding Scientists finding a food that totally destroyed the sex drive in married women.....'Wedding Cake'...I just love that one. :D :D


    Cochise, :cool:
     
  4. beetlejuice

    beetlejuice Registered Member

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    I wonder if it would help if I let my wife read that? Probably only help me into an early grave. :eek:
     
  5. bigc73542

    bigc73542 Retired Moderator

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    She might start taking an inventory of her clothes. :eek:
     
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