A Nasty Divorce ~Joke~

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  1. dog

    dog Guest

    A Nasty Divorce

    A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is behind the wheel. His wife looks over at him and says, "Honey, I know we've been married for 15 years, but, I want a divorce." The husband says nothing but slowly increases speed to 60 mph. She then says, "I don't want you to try to talk me out of it, because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and he's a better lover than you." Again the husband stays quiet and just speeds up as his anger increases. She says, "I want the house." Again the husband speeds up, and now is doing 70 mph. She says, "I want the kids too." The husband just keeps driving faster, and faster, now he's up to 80 mph. She says, "I want the car, the checking account, and all the credit cards too." The husband slowly starts to veer toward a bridge overpass piling, as she says, "Is there anything you want?" The husband says, "No, I've got everything I need." She asks, "Really? What's that?"
    The husband replies just before they hit the wall at 90 mph, "I've got the airbag!"
    :ninja: :p :D
  2. Rita

    Rita Infrequent Poster

    Jun 28, 2004
    wilds of wv
    thats what you would really call a nasty divorce :D :D :D
  3. rerun2

    rerun2 Registered Member

    Aug 27, 2003
    heh heh funny ;) :D
  4. mercurie

    mercurie A Friendly Creature

    Nov 28, 2003
    Sky over the Wilders Forest
    :D O.k. let me add to it....

    .......they were on their way to the airport and after the wife is taken to the hospital the husband finally gets to the airport he seeks revenge and wants to have an affair. (Now I will plug in the joke I got the other day)

    A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check

    tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket,

    and he opened his trench coat and flashed her.

    Without missing a beat she said,

    "Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub." ;)
    Last edited: Oct 30, 2004
  5. nadirah

    nadirah Registered Member

    Oct 14, 2003
    Sheesh, that's a really nasty divorce!
    LOL :D :D
  6. Mr.Blaze

    Mr.Blaze The Newbie Welcome Wagon

    Feb 3, 2003
    on the sofa
    :D i would soooooooooo do that thx for great ideal beats court fees lol
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