A Husband Shopping Centre has opened.

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  1. Peaches4U

    Peaches4U Registered Member

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    u kbow of course this is a joke - :D Not to be taken seriously .... ;)

    A Husband Shopping Center has opened in Atlanta, where a woman can go to choose from among many men to be her husband. It is laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascend. There is, however, a catch. You're only allowed in once. Once you open the door to any floor, you must choose a man from that floor. If you go up a floor, you can't go back down except to exit the building. So, a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.

    On the first floor the sign on the door says: Floor 1: These men have jobs and love kids. The woman reads the sign. "Well, that's better than not having jobs, or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes.

    The second floor sign says: Floor 2: These men have high-paying jobs, love kids and are extremely good-looking. "Hmmm, better," says the woman."But I wonder what's further up?"

    The third floor sign reads: Floor 3: These men have high-paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good-looking and help with the housework."Wow," says the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there's more further up!" And so again, she goes up.

    On the fourth floor the sign reads: Floor 4: These men have high-paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good-looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak. "Oh, mercy me." (That's how women talk in Georgia) "But just think...what must be awaiting me further up?"

    So up to the fifth floor she goes. The sign on that door says: Floor 5: This floor is just to prove that women are impossible to please..
    Thank you for shopping. Have a nice day! ;)
     
  2. Rita

    Rita Infrequent Poster

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    hi Peaches
    i really enjoyed that story.i hate to admit it but it could be a true story :D :D :D
    rita
     
  3. Peaches4U

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    my thoughts too that's why it struck me as funny. :D
     
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    Ach... how sad... must be hard to live with yourselve(s) then :rolleyes:
    Good luck on your search!

    Warmest regards,
    slammer:cool:


    P.S. ...... better search harder and look closer next time....I'm at the 6th floor !;)
    rofl :p :D :D
     
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    I'm in the basement. :D

    Acadia
     
  6. Peaches4U

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    don't need a hubby -already have one. one is enough. :D oh well - it is just a joke anyway - what we were saying is that are probably some are like that mentioned in this silly joke. bad joke - ignore. . :'(
     
  7. Marja

    Marja Honestly, I'm not a bot!!

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    Oh Please!! Men never look for the perfect women? And I thougnt that was ALL they did!:)
     

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    :D Fantastic ad, Marja! LOL

    And yes, Acadia, one can also look for me in the basement occaisionally, rofl, good one!

    Always nice to trigger the 'battle of the sexes' again :D :D
    You see what a 'silly joke' is good for, Peaches?
    Regards,

    slam;)


    P.S. Jennifer is not my wife.

    (I happen to love cats! -and am not that handsome:D :) )
     
  9. nadirah

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    They say men are from mars and women are from venus. Somehow men find it a bit difficult at times to please their wives, especially those men whose wives nag non-stop for the whole day. :D
     
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    Marja Honestly, I'm not a bot!!

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    And you would know that how, Nadirah? :) :)
     
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    slammer_JvA Registered Member

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    So you mean every wife by that.:D

    (Isn't that when they start doing it, when being transformated from 'woman' to 'wife'? :p ;) )

    No offense, dear....please now don't you get started as well....I was only kiddin'....aaaaarrrrrrrrgh!!!:eek: :doubt:


    :D
     
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  12. Marja

    Marja Honestly, I'm not a bot!!

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    You done it now, Slammer!!!
     

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    Hee hee hee :D :D :D

    (admitted: recognisable...;) )
     
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    Man is incomplete until he is married.


    Then he is finished.


    :D

    Didn't had enough and want some more?
    Look overhere !
    ;) :D :) :D
     
  15. Marja

    Marja Honestly, I'm not a bot!!

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    Does your wife know where you are!!!:(

    Marja:cool: :)
     
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