17 Truths You Won't Learn from Ads

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  1. Uguel707

    Uguel707 Graphic Artist

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    1. You will never see a six-inch-tall man standing
    on top of a public telephone.

    2. Your teeth will never look as perfect as the
    models' in Colgate ads.

    3. A group of singing male dancers will never appear
    suddenly out of nowhere and start shampooing your
    hair.

    4. No matter how dry your skin gets, you will never
    turn into an alligator or any other type of
    reptile.

    5. Your love life will never significantly improve
    because of a breath mint.

    6. You'll never be completely satisfied by eating a
    Snickers—or any other candy bar.

    7. If you drive an SUV up a mountain, across a
    desert and into a crocodile-infested swamp, it will
    get dirty, it will get scratched and it will most
    likely get totaled.

    8. What looks great on a fashion model usually looks
    pretty goofy on anybody else.

    9. No matter how many Mountain Dews you guzzle, you
    won't be able to chase down a cheetah or leap the
    Grand Canyon in a single bound.

    10. Your average house pet cannot open
    refrigerators, talk on the telephone or surf the
    Net.

    11. Unlike the celebs you see in the "Got Milk" ads,
    you will never look hip with white stuff spread
    across your upper lip.

    12. Cold cuts and sandwiches do not enjoy being
    eaten, nor are they waiting for you to open the
    refrigerator door so they can talk to you.

    13. When you put on Calvin Klein jeans, your hair
    won't suddenly look like it's being blown to one
    side of your head.

    14. Skittles and M&Ms are never as large and
    colorful as they look in ads.

    15. Mermaids do not drink Evian—or any other brand
    of bottled water.

    16. Fast-food hamburgers are never as big and juicy
    as they look in a McDonald's or Burger King
    commercial.

    17. God--I'm pretty sure-- will never love you more because you're wearing Tommy Hilfiger. And he will never love you less if Clearasil hasn't made you zit-free.

    Have a nice day! :)

    Uguel
     
  2. Mr.Blaze

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    :Dblaze show up with yellow stained teeth so true so true lol
     
  3. Uguel707

    Uguel707 Graphic Artist

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    :D :D :D

    Well, in a way you're lucky Mr. Blaze for they are your true ones! ;) Not all people have true teeth...

    Bye! Uguel :)
     
  4. discogail

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    3. A group of singing male dancers will never appear
    suddenly out of nowhere and start shampooing your
    hair.
    probably not.....But i can dream..... :rolleyes:


    6. You'll never be completely satisfied by eating a
    Snickers—or any other candy bar.
    I've found that..sometimes it takes two Snickers :-*
     
  5. Uguel707

    Uguel707 Graphic Artist

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    Hi discogail!

    ...options 3 and 6 make you dream...? Lots of realisations started from a dream you know... ;)

    Well, there is another thing I should say here to everyone...it is true I don't see:

    "You will never see a six-inch-tall man standing on top of a public telephone."

    But I must admit that lots of women can see six-inch-tall men standing in front of the fridge very often.... So, things aren't so bad after all ! :D
     
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