10 Funny Signs

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  1. dog

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    10 Funny Signs

    1.Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary, we hear you coming."
    2.Outside a hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced people."
    3.On a desk in a reception room: "We shoot every 3rd salesman , and the 2nd one just left."
    4.In a veterinarians waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes, Sit ! Stay!"
    5.At the electric company: "We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't you will be."
    6.On the door of a computer store: "Out for a quick byte."
    7.In a restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up."
    8.Inside a bowling alley: "Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop."
    9.In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully, we'll wait."
    10.In a counselors office: "Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional.
     
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  2. nadirah

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    :D :D :D
     
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    pretty good
     
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    I see this funny sign the other day. Someone took a picture of it and posted it to a web page.

    It was a store sign. It was (or is) a store in maine named Hussey's General Store. It said " Guns, wedding gowns and cold beer."

    I thought it was funny.
     
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    On one other restaurant: Vegetarian Steakhouse
     
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    I have never seen a vegetarian steak before :eek:
     
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    Peaches4U, Sep 23, 2004
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    It's made with tofu and veggies.
     
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    That could gag a maggot
     
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    ROFL :D :D :D
     
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    try it, u just might like it. :D
     
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    ..........eeeehhhhhhhh?
     
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    would u prefer veggiemite?
     
    Peaches4U, Sep 25, 2004
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    Vegemite on toast.. yum....
    Vegemite and honey on toast..yum
    Vegemite, cheese on plain sandwich....yum..
    Toasted Vegemite/Cheese/Tomato Sandwich.. yum....
    Vegemite on Cheese Cracker Biscuit...yum
    Vegemite on Sao biscuit... yum...
    Vegemite.....errrr... I like vege.... LOL :D
    TAS
     
    Tassie_Devils, Sep 25, 2004
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    I noticed I deleted my screenshot......
     

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    ROFLMAO. I had a 1kg Steak the other night, in fact 5 of us did, we took 5.5kg of steak for on the BBQ. Had to get up and walk around afterwards, couldn't stay seated, don't know why... ;)

    :D :cool: :D :cool: :D
     
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    If it doesn't look like steak, and doesn't taste like steak, it ain't steak ;) :D
     
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    Just plain ol vegemite on my finger, YUM!!!... :D
     
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  20. Marja

    Marja Honestly, I'm not a bot!!

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    This is a sign that should be used for REAL!!

    Looks like that donut shop doesn't even have room for any one else to park!!! LOL!
     

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  21. Marja

    Marja Honestly, I'm not a bot!!

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    Hey want your truck or van painted?? ....Uh.. Maybe you better try the artist that painted the truck in Peaches pic instead! Soo Funny, Peaches!!


    (Wonder how often this guy gets jobs?)

    Marja:cool:
     

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  22. Marja

    Marja Honestly, I'm not a bot!!

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    Well, it is in Kona, after all!
     
    Marja, Sep 25, 2004
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    Marja Honestly, I'm not a bot!!

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    OK, since everyone is still sleeping or going to sleep, here's another!

    Maybe there is meaning in a nameo_O :eek:

    Marja8o
     

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  25. GlobalForce

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    What is with you Down Unders and that vega-?

    Friend of mine housed an exchange student a couple of years back, and pretty much said all they brought with'em was
    that stuff. He mentioned (it was a she) it was added or put on everything :blink:! I will have to make a visit someday.....

    I guess it's like a lot of us in the states, ketchup galore :p .....(not me though, yuk!)

    I saved this for my sat. morning laugh *puppy* :D. Gaggled my joe :D!!!

    GF
     
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