bigbuck Happy Birthday !

I will try to make the Pool Party this year..if I can find someone to babysit the kids.

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,18285836-13762,00.html

 

Hoo Boy... Primalot,

Looks like the phrase "somebodys got your goat" got bumped up to a higher level. I noticed that most of your attachments come from "Down Under"! There must be some moral to that!

Wishing everbody Happy B'day and congrats on many fine posts, Mostly ed

 

http://perso.wanadoo.fr/atil/forum/sbla.gif OMG!...Look at This!

Looks like bb likes to impress his wife even on his own b-day!

Or is this hottie the bar maid




http://img466.imageshack.us/img466/5765/gorillalove8dr.jpg

 

I am Cooking the beans for ya slowing for the big day Buckie.

 

Assuming that the big day you are referring to is the impending return of the newlyweds, don't give Blucky any beans til he finishes tidying up the Debonair Blacksmerg's and the Lovely Pam's digs. There is not enough air freshener left in the cupboard!

Doing my part to clear the air, Cachet ed

 

Oh joy!!....Oh rapture!!

I was feeling down in the dumps so, for a sure fire pick-me-up, I went and read post #37 again!

Spilt me coffee, wet me pants, and am now taking a bubble bath to soothe me aching sides.

I feel like a new woman but Wifey has me on a short leash in Collerado, Foiled again ed

 

I thought buckie went with them..in a barrell full of monkies

http://www.houseoftheorangemonkey.co.uk/monkey/trips/trip550805.htm

and had dog come over and watch the place.

 

Oh Lordy yes.......Let us spray!!!

 

Yeah, I went back and had a look too! Aloha indeed!

 

Awwwww Buckie,

Not to worry. This party will be winding down in about 4 Mos. We'll do a quick cleanup, toss out the leftovers, an bake up a new batch of stuff! Primmy has drained the pool an Chise, w/his superior tracking skills, has found most of the remaining bod guests. Blacksmerg may not be able to get permission to attend this one!

We're booking a mess of Bagpipers for the big "40"!

Tending to the important stuff, Perfect ed

 

Holy Bananas BigBuck! Is it still.......your birthday?
Since everyday is a birthday, the next time it happens, I wish you a Happy Regular Day!

 

There are plently of seat left in the changing room..we will be playing musical chairs during the tattoo..take out will not be permitted..and please do not ask for a doggie bag.

 

Good on ya Primly,

It's reassuring to note that you are taking your position as Chairman of this fiasco seriously. No one else is. It bears repeating (pun intended) the imortal words of one of your namesakes earlier in this thread, "Shake..shake...shake dem monkey beans! Brings tears to the eyes...don't it!

Once you get the pool refilled we'll soak us up a couple of truckloads overnite so's we be sure we's don't runs out.

Puttering around da Bean Pot, Odiferous ed

Ps...No...I don't have insomnia! The cats knocked me out of bed!!

 

Bring the cats along to the party...we plan to play "spin the mouse" then run them through the matrix..we do not want them to achieve weightlessness so the more beans the better..we don't want any floaters after the party.

This is, as you know, a PG-13 rated party.

 

Oh...durn burn Primulus,

I guess that means I'll be able to bring my beanbag but will have to leave the latest "Model" at home. What a bummer!! Speaking of which....don't forget to restock the Meds Cabinet w/some more soothing salve. Those beans ring the fire alarm coming an going.

I've signed Mae Trix to perform in the adults only tent. Just wait til you see what she can do w/a bean bag!!

I hope Buckie preciates all this plannin, Barnum & Bailey ed

Ps...I'd show you some slides but..........

 

Now we are on a roll (mine is jelly filled with little seeds in it)


We will be serving only coffee to minors
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,18456435-13762,00.html

Beer will be available for those over 40
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,18451947-13762,00.html

Wine for consenting adults
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,18400001-13762,00.html

Bean Plants are allowed in the pool
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,18389110-13762,00.html

Crocs can swin in the pool at their own risk
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,18455655-13762,00.html

Circus Elephants will lead off the parade
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,18374018-13762,00.html

The knife thrower was not booked for this years gala
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,18460111-13762,00.html

And the doctor will be available if you over exert yourself again like last year.

 

Yoiks Primmy,

You've outdid your doneness! With a lineup like this the Queen Mother's Coronation Ball will seem like a Hoe-Down!

I especially noted your 1st entry. Notices will be posted!!

 

Hey B'day Buckie,

I propose that the next bash be held at a Theme Park. How about this one?

 

He is busy today simmering those beans in the croc pot

 

Hah....you might think that B'day Buckie be worried! As "Popeye" has his spinach...Beckie (aka "Baked Bean Man") has his beans. He can choose to fly off in a cloud of "you know what" or stay and fumigate the pond.

Rewriting "Gone With The Wind" in Westchester, Phew ed

 

Where is my cheque??

https://www.wilderssecurity.com/showthread.php?p=705612#post705612

 

We invested it for you in the Space Program since 5 cents Australian does not go very far these days. Thanks for cooking the egg...12 min. is a little long for hard boiled but when you add those to your diet with baked beans you might want to contact NASA and sell them your new fuel patent of egginall.

We have lawyers standing by.


We have recently moved our offices from Mars to Vienna. If you need directions to the office..turn left at the cheese bread sticks..then a hard right just before the large pizza..there you will find Big ED eating a bagel who will give you further instructions so you do not get lost.


The United Nations Office for Outer Space Affairs is located at the United Nations Office at Vienna, Austria.


http://www.unoosa.org/oosa/index.html


International Space Law
http://www.unoosa.org/oosa/SpaceLaw/treaties.html

 

Sorry about the oversight Rmus! As I have been saddled w/the chore of raising funds to pay off Big Beckies last and upcoming B'day Bashes....as soon as I get enough donations, rest assured, the check will be in the mail.

Trust mee...butt don't hold your breath.....especially if "Baked Bean Man" is in the area.

I don't have two nickels to rub together, Po ed

 

The Life of Brian...
Laying an Egg



Brian came home from the pub late one Friday evening after a meal of baked beans,bangers and chips stinking drunk, as he often did, and crept into bed beside his wife who was already asleep. He gave her a peck on the cheek and fell asleep. When he awoke he found a strange man standing at the end of his bed wearing a long flowing white robe. "Who the heck are you?" Demanded Brian, "and what are you doing in my bedroom?". The mysterious Man answered, "This isn't your bedroom and I'm St. Peter".

Brian was stunned "You mean I'm dead!!! That can't be, I have so much to live for, I haven't said goodbye to my family....you've got to send me back straight away" St Peter replied "Yes, you can be reincarnated but there is a catch. We can only send you back as a dog or a hen." Brian was devastated, but knowing there was a farm not far from his house, he asked to be sent back as a hen.

A flash of light later he was covered in feathers and clucking around pecking the ground. "This ain't so bad" he thought until he felt this strange feeling welling up inside him. The farmyard rooster strolled over and said "So you're the new hen, how are you enjoying your first day here?"

"It's not so bad" replies Brian, "but I have this strange feeling inside like I'm about to explode". "You're ovulating" explained the rooster, "don't tell me you've never laid an egg before?" "Never" replies Brian. "Well just relax and let it happen."

And so he did and after a few uncomfortable seconds later, an egg pops out from under his tail. An immense feeling of relief swept over him and his emotions got the better of him as he experienced motherhood for the first time. When he laid his second egg, the feeling of happiness was overwhelming and he knew that being reincarnated as a hen was the best thing that ever happened to him...ever!!! The joy kept coming and as he was just about to lay his third egg he felt an enormous smack on the back of his head and heard his wife shouting "Brian, wake up you drunken bum, you're crapping the bed"

 

I hope so - - you'll need them if I don't get my check soon...