Dog is lonely, please send him a message

http://www.cybersalt.org/cl_images/dogs/dogsantapug.jpg

 

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The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
-Anonymous

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
-Ann Landers

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
-Will Rogers

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
-Ben Williams

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves
himself.
-Josh Billings


The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
-Andy Rooney

We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made.
-M. Acklam

Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate.
-Sigmund Freud

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
-Rita Rudner

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three
times before lying down.
-Robert Benchley

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
-Franklin P. Jones

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have
known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.
-James Thurber

If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise.
-Unknown

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money.
-Joe Weinstein

Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!
-Anne Tyler

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
-Robert A. Heinlein



If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
-Mark Twain

You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'
- Dave Barry

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
-Roger Caras

If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your
pocket and then give him only two of them.
-Phil Pastoret

My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I am.



The best prayer I ever heard was given by the Southern Baptist prayer chairman at a convention meeting I attended on prayer , I quote, " Lord help me to be the person my dog thinks I am."

 

Quite true and beautiful Primy ... They are such amazing animals ... we are fortunate and privileged that they choose our company, and lavish us with every ounce of their being.

Thanks The above was a pleasure to read and warmed the soul.

~Puppy Power~

 

Of course there are always exceptions!!

Dogged in Newfoundlander, Yip ed

Ps....present company excepted......of course!!!

 

It is also a little know fact that if Maxwell's dog had not told him about the speed of light..Einstein would have never made it out of the patent office.




http://www.haverford.edu/physics-astro/songs/faraday_history.htm



http://www.haverford.edu/physics-astro/songs/

 

Ah yes....I remember Maxwell fondly. When ole Jim and Kathy went to their great rewards they left him w/Jack Benny. Rochester washed and waxed him at least once a week.

Nostalgilizing in Natchez, Buffed ed

 

It's been hard day's night..


Hey Dog...why the long face?

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Did you have a comfort breakdown.

http://www.worksmart.org.uk/downloads/comfortbreakdown.php

We know pup where you belong

http://www.worksmart.org.uk/downloads/pupwherewebelong.php

 

That's a lovely pic

 

Weird and Unusual things on the bottom of your shoe.

http://www.moosepoo.com/


http://www.poopmoose.com/

http://www.sticksite.com/moose.htm


http://www.members.tripod.com/happymoose/MooseGenius.htm

 

Hey Woofie,

Ordinarily I wouldn't do this but there was a breaking noose story forwarded by someone only identified by the initials 'BS'. He urgently requested that a post be sent to insure that you do not feel neglected during the holiday season.

What a thoughtful gesture by this 'BS' person! He must be someone special!!

Doing my part in Somnia, I'm awake ed

 

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The Winnebago Rawhide Wonder


With a little old driver, so big and well fed,
I knew in a moment it must be St. Ed.
More rapid than eagles, his corset undone,
and he whistled and farted and called them to run:

"Now Dasher! Now Dancer!
Now, Primrose and Beanman!
On, Comet! On, Cupid!
On, Donner and Roland!
To the top of the forum!
As he hits the wall!
Now Giddyup! Giddyup!
Giddyup ya' all!"

 

Uh...Primly,

I would reely appreciate it if you would kinda give me a little advanced notice!

Brown nosing in Times Square, Crappy ed

 

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Geezum Bee Bee,

I'm glad you think...gasp....thats funny!

Confined in Deersend, Let me outta here ed

 

Man's best friend...

 

Dog has a Teddy Bear...

 

Dog shares space with Kitty...

 

Dog chats with friends...

 

I knew someday that the real truth about Dog and Marja would come out.

 

Dog watches with delight as kitty gets a bath...

 

Dog thinks serves kitty right for playing under the house...

 

Dog's best friend thinks it's a hoot...