Are you an android?

2050??........Mine has got me beat all ends up now..never mind 2050......it tells me what to do and I do it........If I disobey it shuts down my Neuro-motors and stops me pouring another Scotch for me and making a bed-time Ovaltine for the Wife.......how diabolical is that......DO NOT ANNOY THE HDD...You cannot win.............IT knows all.......


Cochise, Controlled in Colorado...

 

I have had problems staying focused lately..

http://www.bordergatewayprotocol.net/jon/humor/web_animations/Focus.swf


But as Big Ed and Cohchise reminded me..The only difference between an android and a himroid is a pair a gorics.

 

We knew that back in the days of pong.


http://www.bordergatewayprotocol.net/jon/humor/web_animations/humor_pong.swf

 

*Crrk* adding new word to database - 'Pong'

 

having read articles on the net of multiple personality where one guy has 23 seperate personalities inside him of different ages sexes and nationalities then presumably androids could have thousands of seperate android personalities and you would not know from second to second who you were speaking to?

 

That explains it then...why just the other day Frosty the Snowman told me his 7-11 ran out of Big Slurpies.

Snowman Tales Fiction

http://www.manatee.k12.fl.us/sites/elementary/palmasola/rcdownb.htm

http://www.manatee.k12.fl.us/sites/elementary/palmasola/rcfic9.htm


http://www.manatee.k12.fl.us/sites/elementary/palmasola/rcfic6.htm


http://www.manatee.k12.fl.us/sites/elementary/palmasola/rcfic1.htm

http://www.manatee.k12.fl.us/sites/elementary/palmasola/rcfic2.htm