Lets find an Avatar for Big Ed!

Uh Oh,

Wifey just called me on my cell (serves as intercom and/or leash) to let me know that she would like to have some fresh coffee...and she wants it NOW!!!

Tell the Buckster to stop foolin around and to stop hitting on Barbie. I can have Nurse Rotunda bounce over and fix his clock....or whatever!!

Going to fry some bacon....just hope it's not mine, bid ed

 

You did good Ed..there was nothing to Roast with all his Boasts..you win some..you loose others..but that duck was not even fit for dooty.

Play on Ed..and thanks.

 

Ummm....There's something suspicious about this. The props aren't spinning....so how's that plane flying....or is it falling....well all I can say is that if that guy's trying to get someone to kiss him "goodbye", it ain't gonna be me.

 

As my roomate Toadbee pointed out..It's an optical amussion when when you stare at the crossed hairs..so you might be suffering from Prop Wash.

Strong coffee might help..

 

I'm gonna take the liberty of requoting that.....

Strong Irish coffee might help..

 

Awright bj,

As any aviation buff is aware, when firing thru the props it's always a pretty good idea to have everything syncronized. As the HAF (Hoorah Air Farce) has not figured out that bit of tech yet, just smile and kiss your a.. goodbye

Don't worry about the holes in your chute....Maj Marj patched the tag sale specials w/toilet paper!

Proud to serve, bid ed

 

Well I could understand that if he was trying to shoot through the props! Alas it appears his navigation is a little off.

Don't worry about the chute. I'll just save the grave digger some work when I hit the deck at 200 miles per hour.

 

Yea verily, Comrade Primrowski

I did done my dooty....and as you said....you lose some and you lose others......but he who laughs last didn't get the punch line!

Huh, bid ed

 

IS THIS THE WHEREABOUTS OF 'CHISE?

FURTHER INVESTIGATION NEEDED, HERE.......


OFF TO BORA BORA TO SEE IF THAT'S WHERE THEY ARE KEEPING HIM.........

MAJ MARJA OF THE VERY HIP HIP HOORAH CO.

 

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v32/ponderman/preparation_h_cream.jpg

 

LOL! Gettin' bored are ya?

 

LOL my a55!! STAND at attention when I'm yelling at you!! It has been duly noted that you didn't return fire whilst your fearless leader was being 'Smeared'. 4 demerits and a limit of 12 margaritas at our next soiree!!

As for you Big Buckenheinie,

It pains me (literally) to admit that your last two avatars were screamers (literally)!!

Moanin in the gloamin, bit ed

 

All Non-Com Poops will be on the Grinder at 0900 hours to pick up the butts left by the Big Buck Aroma Therapy Class.

Cochise has apppointed Prince Charles to be in the reviewing stands in his absences.


http://observer.guardian.co.uk/uk_news/story/0,6903,1248282,00.html


http://www.ralphmoss.com/coff.html

 

The Valdez Insirecktum has been qwelled by Leftinit Buckster..all beans have been decaffinated and returned to their rightful owners.

Promtion's are the order of the day.. Sweet Monkey Breads will be served at Evening Mess for the Asspiring Leftinit as he passes the muster and cuts the Cheese.

 

There will be a flyby at 1800 hours from the Ronjor Horse Guard.
BigEd is in charge of the preparations.. after his close tooth with the brush he vows to put the H back in the Horse.

 

I say ole Bean!!,

You do have a bit of time on your hands, say wot!!

In the interest of furthering scientific studies methinks Sir Chas and Tom Cruise ought to clunk their heads together and volunteer as testers of new and more effective solutions. Coke, Sprite, and Yoohoo, as the liquid of choice, could be used for starters. I dunno about coffee though w/o a little cream and sugar. Maybe we can persuade our prisoners (if Maj Marg and her Hoorah misfits ever manage to capture any) to volunteer voluntarily for the project.

In the words of that famous Soldier of Fortune, Bugle Boy of Co. B, "We have met the Enema and I don't give a Toot" !!

Cramped on the Nile, Pharoh ed

 

HAVE NOOOO IDEA WHERE THIS IS THING IS GOING.......

BUT, THINK I GOT A LINE ON BID ED'S MISSING AVATAR..............


JUST A HUNCH, SIR!

MAJ MARJA OF THE HIP HIP HOORAH CO.
(ON LEAVE AT BORA BORA....UNTIL THE INSUR....WHATEVER IS OVER!!!)

 

LOOKY WHAT I FOUND!!!



I like it!!!



Good job, big ed!!

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Yup Big End finally found has avatar and calling..The Marines always need a few good cans for a dangerous mission.

 

I'm trying to relax and enjoy the crisis!! Now where did I put those breath mints?