The Rhyming game

Swimming is fun
especially in the sun
But I'm after a new sensation
that shall give Mother and Father more frustration

I am a boy, as you know
and we like video games that are ready to go
I've given my Mom and Dad five day to think
The memory could have just broken off it's link

It's called X Box Live
that has been waiting for five
and of course I can pay for it
But they're afraid Brother might through a fit

We already agreed to the terms
But there are still bothering worms
We might play too much they say
That is not true, not on this type of day

 

No doubt that swimming is fun,
but funner when it rains !
Though when you hear a thunder,
it's best to get done,
or you could be suffering sizzling pains !!

 

I like to swim in the sun
to me that is more fun
I freeze when I swim in the rain
But I don't get that much pain

I've just been hanging around
trying to hide from the animal pound
As I succeed in doing so
there are more things that you should know

Even though I like to rhyme
unfortunately, I've run out of time

 

All three jump with glee when in through the door walks Grammie.
Off swimming they know, even though some times Grammie wants to say "NO".
Hey they are her grandkids an that "NO" will hit the skids.
So off in tow all three to the pool go.
Grammie will come home tonight, an I'll bet it's off early with the bed light.
The wear an tare on the kids doesn't show, but Grammie is getting old don't you know.
Hey what are grandkids for? Thank gawd we don't have any more. (Just joking).

Thanks
Wildman

 

My little kiddos are numbers 14 and 15 for their Grandparents you see
I was lucky number 7 in the family.
I'm the youngest and my kiddos are too
Guess, that means there's lotsa spoil'in to do

 

Don't get me wrong, I like to get stuff
but when someone is trying to spoil me
Gawd that's tuff
Because I don't like being spoiling at the knee

I appreciate what Grandma gets me
but I guess it pays off for thee
I have to clean the house as a chore
but my siblings always make messes, now there's more

My Brother sleeps in till Eleven
when I'm usually up by seven
I end up cleaning all morning
because my Brother says that it's just too boring

 

Make your brother do his share
Because you really dont care
Boring or not
Make him get off that cot
Get him cleaning now
even though it's not his style

 

Agreed absolutely !
You know what happens to something spoiled after a while,
it stinks even more,
sad to say,
even if it's a simple old 'n rotten smore.

 

Nat!! Nat!!
Whatcha say!!!
How you do'in today!!

.... ...

 

BeetleBoss!! BeetleBoss!!
I've got some news !
I'm busy but my lungs are clean
tho' still got to watch my 'fuse'
But this didn't turn me all that mean !!
But something happened, something better,
Guess I best tell you it in a letter !

 

Glad that you're feeling better, Nat
but you should meet my sister and her cat
Id Girl is her name
and Beetle Boss is a friend of hers, nothing to shame

They are already very close
they comunicate over E-mail at the most
That having been said
I think that it's almost time for bed

 

BeetleBoss!! BeetleBoss!!
I wrote to you today.
I wrote a private message but
I could not send it your way.

The error message that I got
Said, "Sorry send no mail
To Beetleboss" because her
Inbox is without fail

Completely full of messages
And thus I cannot say
That the package that she sent me
Came in the mail today.

 

We all know this dilemma,
box's full and fingers froze from typing tremor.
Can't believe she sent a pack to the frozen state of ice,
boy, that of course was of her supernice !!
What'd she sent,
a homemade friends necklace made of rice ?

 

Isn't it cool, I've made another friend
never had one in Alaska to send

I just sent her some fun little goodies
Its a good way to get my mind off the gloomies

http://bestsmileys.com/mail/7.gif

 

http://img332.imageshack.us/img332/7403/belehrlehrer6wx.gif One can never have friends enough !
Not only to help with the gloomies,
but infront of bullies, you'll look tough ! http://img332.imageshack.us/img332/7533/tapfoot2xv.gif

 

LOL!

Big tough friends is exactly what I need
Because you see I am quite wimpy



I'm really very shy
So don't look in my eye

 

The eyes are windows to the soul,
what's wrong,
are you hiding in it something foul ? http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigs/laughing/laughing1.gif

 

You better be laughing at that little Missy
I'm much too innocent to be called a Sissy



LOL!

 

Too much innocence is quite boring, http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigs/misc_expressions/waycon1.gif
but a tad of mischief is adoring ! http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigs/characters/angel_not.gif

 

Oohhh I've got some mischief inside of me
I just don't show it out for all to see http://bestsmileys.com/evil/3.gif


http://img116.exs.cx/img116/1231/z7shysterical.gif

 

NOW we know where we stand,http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigs/misc_expressions/13.gif
good tactic my friend, that's so grand !! http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigs/characters/fredgeorge1.gif

 

My hubby would like to make a rhym for you
But I don't believe 1 word will be true




Hubby........

Yes, BeetleBoss has some mischief you see
But she saves all her good mischief just for me
The mischief I see, You never will
So you'll just have to put up with her smilie thrills.

 

http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigs/laughing/hysterical.gif

Oh yes dear Steve,
I know exactly what's up your sleeve,

I also know you give roses...with some thorns,
and on your head you wear a couple of horns.

http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigs/laughing/roll.gif

 

http://www.funwithmsn.com/msnsmileys/angry/angry-30.png

Who dares give my lady friends at Wilders a hard time, they will deal with the Wildman in no time.
The Wildmans tongue is a sharp as a sword, an they will soon find themselves gored.

Today the Wildman is not a happy camper, his printer just went in the cra*er.
Posted a help on the other thread, hope some replies to see when tomorrow I get out of bed.

Nat: I knew that no bug would keep you on the mat.
Glad to see you are doing well, update us, please do tell.

Well it's almost time for the Wildman to be off to bed, got to get this printer stuff out of my head.

To the lady in Alaska I would like to say, send some cold our way.
Today it's been hotter than you know where, I'm at that point where I can legally be no more bare.

To my sweet BettleBoss I say, I sure am glad your food bills I did not have to pay.
I was raised as an only child, found out much later in life that a half brother an sister were hidden from my sight.
That is another story I may tell in time, but that one won't be in rhyme.

Thanks
Wildman

 

You'll be hear on Friday
but that is not today
You'll soon get out of the heat of you know where
but I can tell you, that it's really way down there

Poor Grandpa doesn't have a printer
It probably won't even survive through the winter
Our printer is perfecly fine
so you can use it any time

Of course it is up to Mom and Dad
but if they say yes you'll surely be glad