Blacksmear Milestone

Damn!! You and the Swiss Chise are a bit freakin late w/ the Klaxston alarms. I was smeared by the "Spear' afore I could get clear. I thought the 'Postman' only rang twice. If he was using the US Postal Service it would have taken Months. Instead I had boomerangs clobbering me left and right. It must be true.....what goes around comes around....never was really sure what that meant til now.

Anyways, thanks a lot for the belated warning!!

Playing the "Duck" game, big ed

 

ED! MAYBE YOU COULD GO BACK TO SCHOOL! THIS COULD WORK!

 

TOO BAD ED! THAT LAST RING WASNT' THE MAILMAN!!

 

Gee thanks Marj,

You sure have the knack of taking the sting out of the zing!

 

Uh, Mr Ebony Blot,

I rarely make the same mistake twice so I will not mention your 8,248th post.

See! I learned my lesson!

bid ed

 

LMAO, oh we like prodding the sleeping Tiger do we

 

Ummm, did you just compare yourself to a




.........CAT!!!!!!??




I MUST BE DREAMIN, THIS ISN'T HAPPENING!!? IS IT

 

Need I say more...

 

You might as well have written 'bid ed' on the little guy's
forehead

 

Nah the little guy's faking the innocence - never seen "Shrek 2?" (he has a sword and he's an acrobatic little guy with Antonio Banderas' voice)

 

NOPE! YOU DON'T HAVE TO SAY ANOTHER THING.....ABOUT CATS!

 

Holy guacamole!!!!! I'm now a cat person

 

uh.. she has HOOVES

 

ROFLMAO Here Kitty, Kitty!! Or Donkey, Donkey!!

Cheers,

 

Oh darn, tell her to put some boots on then

 

uh, I was gonna say.......nevermind.......

 

Boots thats' what they are! BOOTS!

 

Where? Watch your toes!!

 

ACTUALLY THEY ARE BOOTS...........

 

Very good, looks like they would hurt your feet if it was for real!! OUCH!!

Cheers,

 

Did you call Master But I'm not finished polishing your boots yet! I'll fetch Inga and Magda so they can prepare your bath.

Your obedient suckerupper, Big Buckstabber

 

Hmmmm ok, that’ll keep you out of the Dog house for a little while…

LMAO

 

My My Mr. Blacksmerg, how you've changed.....I would be inclined to get those toe-nails clipped a little more often though...........has anyone told you, you appear to have a Butterfly stuck to your back.......Oh! and not wishing to seem 'catty' but that thong isn't doing anything for you....hope you don't mind a little constructive criticism...........it's for your own good....


Cochise,

 

LOL, I'll keep one of those Cat people around, under sufferance of course, all other cats must first go through at least one strainer