Returns to Planet of Origin on Eve of Film’s Debut Actor Tom Cruise stunned the worlds of cinema and space travel today, bidding Earth farewell forever as he returned to his planet of origin. At a launch pad on the outskirts of Malibu constructed specifically for his intergalactic journey, Mr. Cruise spoke briefly to friends, well-wishers, and Larry King, who was covering the launch for CNN. Read All About It--> Borowitz Report In my opinion its long over due!!
If he did there wouldn't be any music for us refined folk here in 10F to listen to!! He can take Rap Van Winkle instead!!
Read in the news today that it seems like T Cruise really pi55ed off Ms Shields. Much ado about nothing!! Dosen't everyone look to the "Stars" for Medical and Religious guidance? Grope on, big ed
"Tish, Pish and Posh".. And there was me just about to start a Fan Club here for young Timmy...(Edit) Tommy and Opry........Dash my Rags.... (Thinks!!) Maybe when the heat dies down I'll try again.... Not Cochise,
Tish, Pish and Posh!!! What in the world has Mrs. Beckham got to do with this? Timmy was the kid w/the Collie. Reference WWI, II, & III for Tommy and Grand Old for Opry. Play on, ed (not!)
Ahhh guys? I think Tom kidnapped Yoda and left this guy in his place!!!! I just hope Oprah doesn't show up next.
Huh! No way....If Tomboy ever tried to kidnap bigc ....err...Yoda....all of the Wilder's denizens would be dashing to their Gun Cabinets, saddlin up their Caballos, an be a'ridin to the rescue. Nuf said on that one.