one liners

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    Does fuzzy logic tickle?
     
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    When a cow laughs, does milk come out it's nose?
     
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    Why is there always someone home in a KNOCK-KNOCK joke ? o_O ?
     
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    Why do they steralize the needles used for lethal injections?
     
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    If it is tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
     
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    Do radioactive cat have 18 half lives o_O
     
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    If all is not lost....where is it [​IMG]
     
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    Why do 2 minute noodles take 6 and a half minutes [​IMG]
     
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    Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?
     
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    Why do we call such a delicious desert sticky date pudding [​IMG]
     
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    When it rains why don't sheep shrink??
     
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    How come this one liner took three lines [​IMG]
     
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    If god would have wanted me to touch my toes he would have put them on my knees
     
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    If someone with multiple personalities threatens suicide....is it considered a hostage situation
     
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    Lead me not into temtation ( I can find my own way ) ;)
     
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    If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
     
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    Why call it a band aid......shouldn't it be a cut aid [​IMG]
     
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    She was at the beauty shop for two hours. That was only for the estimate.
     
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    A closed mouth gathers no feet
     
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    Is I Do the longest sentense :D
     
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