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  1. bigbuck

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    A Smith & Wesson *ALWAYS* beats 4 Aces.
     
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    We have enough youth, how about a fountain of intelligence?
     
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    Is there another word for synonym?
     
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    If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
     
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    Everyone is entitled to my opinion.
     
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    BeetleBoss She who posts lots of <I>Smileys</I>

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    If we evolved from apes.....why are there still apes ? o_O?
     
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    Why are good looks and energy wasted on youth?
     
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    Thanks BB, We'll be here all week!
     
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    The question of whether computers can think is like the question of whether submarines can swim.
     
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    Consider the postage stamp, my son. It secures success through its ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.
     
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    A computer's attention span is about as long as its power chord.
     
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    If there was no C, we'd be using BASI, PASAL AND OBOL (not BASIC, PASCAL AND COBOL)
     
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    My friends computer says this when we use the calculator:

    ''According to my calculations this problem does not exist''
     
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    Adding manpower to a late software project only makes it later.
     
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    Computers always follow orders, but never your intentions.
     
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    All computers wait for user response at the same speed.
     
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    All you need to know and learn is the program's interface.
     
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    Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?
     
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    "Old" is when.......your sweetie says, "Lets go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Honey, I can't do both!"
     
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    "Old" is when.....you remember when the Dead Sea was only sick.
     
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    "Old" is when....your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.
     
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    I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
     
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    I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
     
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    Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?
     
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