Norton Pants Security 2015 Beta

No, really .....

http://www.extremetech.com/extreme/196094-symantec-is-making-norton-protected-pants

 

Man, the idea is bad, but the marketing video is a lot worse

What are they thinking?

 

Tell me that's an early April's fool joke, please.

 

Do they make tin foil hats too? That would be cool with a big "N" on it.

 

I would hate being caught in a lightning storm with these pants on. Talk about hot buns!

 

"Note: While these jeans are designed to help keep your digital information safe, they're no replacement for exercising caution. No RFID-blocking fabric can block all frequencies with 100% certainty, and even the most effective RFID-blocking materials can fail because of wear and tear and/or user error."

 

This is Symantec's effort to make up for the disastrous 2003 release of Norton SOBIG.F breakfast cereal. The only breakfast cereal to replicate itself and with a surprise Trojan in every box!

 

Some of the Sony Exec's might want these...they're a little shell shocked right now!

 

Why credit cards have to be wireless in the first place? Since when has sticking a credit card in a terminal become such a difficult task? Wireless is a ~ Snipped as per TOS ~ when it comes to security...

 

Also on ABCNews with some quotes from them

 

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