Huge Vulnerability I came across

1 word : Matousec !!! He makes people worry too much because he wants his light to shine bright . Do not let him make you feel vulnerable . He finds them so I found one of my own . You can trust me AT LEAST as much as you trust him . Enough said . Watch out for this one . It is huge !!

 

I'm not sure what that says about you , one way or the other. But bring it on.

 

Enlighten us please.

 

Let me guess, you found a raw socket that is both stealthed and closed masquerading as an open port that is hidden in the udp packets of svchost, that connects to M$ home planet, to send personal data such as how many times I have clicked the "ok" button. Surely you will next say that because I don't have a hips, an application firewall, an AV, an AM, an AS, a behavioural blocker, prevx, md, dw, outpost, opera, LUA, panda, norton, OA, agent orange, pixie dust, a tab of LSD and most certainly because I don't sport a comodo product of any kind, that I am going to get a virus/trojan/spyware/malware that is going to nuke my hdd by writing 0's across every bit.

I knew it, I just knew it. I have been saying to myself for the last few weeks "Self, this computer is taking exactly .0037 parsecs too long to boot, I think I might be vulnerable". I quickly picked up my trusty cassette tape player/recorder, vintage 78' and recorded my assertations so that future societies might know of this conspiracy. Here is a transcript, from the original Klingon into human of course:

"Capitans log: stargate 2010 -- it
appears to me that
an alien life form
is trying to
take
over
my
ship
erm- machine.
I
am sending
firstofficerComodo
to
inspect
the situation"

Well, now that everyone knows, I need to get down to the store ASAP and get a few hundred rolls of aluminum foil. It might be a long night. I heard that there is a Xena:Warrior Princess marathon on late tonight, so I want to be ready.



Sul.

 

LOL
That was funny

 

Fascinating!

 

Best candidate I've seen in quite awhile for a locked thread.

 

How did you know? Oh noes, gotcha!

 

I agree. Microsoft is one giant planet-sized vulnerability.

On the other hand, it would be very lonely here at Wilders without Microsoft and their wonderful software products.

 

Long thread about this here: https://www.wilderssecurity.com/showthread.php?t=271968

 

Ah yes, that one again: now the worlds goes down.