Alle Wilders-kindertjes een hele leuke Sinterklaas toegewenst!!!

End Cochise's Dutch sight-seeing tour

 

I REALLY.......REALLY..........REALLY Need to go Dutch...........Help me......(Now where did I put my clogs?).......I'll even bring my own Windmill.......Arrest me...Arrest me...........Please.........


Cochise, Clipitty-Clopping in Old Amsterdam...

 

Advocaat

 

The Dutch are really funny.

BTW: Cochise, can i go with you?

Please?

After the very nice Smokey-sight-seeing tour i really love Holland.

Holland, here i come!

 

Primrose,

that "advocaat" look really good, can i buy it outside Holland?

The superb combination, it must be a top-notch drink!!!!!

 

bedankt Smokey en alle andere hier Eindelijk kunne we hier es prate in ons eige taal

manne maak er iets van en drink een Duvel op mijn koste OK?

 

hmmmmm

 

Smokey,
Your very first post applies to me too. I feel like a kid, when I write in English, but not anymore when I look at your post #22.

 

Smokey,

question: is the police-woman on or off duty?

When she is on duty, i emigrate tomorrow to your lovely country!!!!!!!

 

Ok Chise,

Get a grip! Nursie Greta is gonna bring you some Dutch treats tomorrow. One is 5'2" and the other is 6'4". I'm sure they know the 'Windmill' routine. Handcuffs are optional!

Hiding behind the Dykes, So so ed

 

Thanks for the Tour meine Hollanders......most educational.....trouble is, I'm depressed now.....I want to take my Skate-board and go back to College, I want drink that fally-down stuff out of a can, I want to be arrested, I want to be especially arrested by that Police Officer and then spend a lot of time with the two of us restoring the Jail to it's former glory.....I want....I want.......

As for that stuff you call Advocaat.......it's the only (I can't remember what I did yesterday) drink that you can eat with a knife and fork......putting it in bottles must be some kind of Dutch joke on the rest of the World.....it's impossible to get it all out!, We have this party game whereby we see who can get their tongue down to the bottom of the bottle, (Not easy, but fun and can also make the girls look at you in a different light)......My suggestion would be to put it in Cartons, that way you could rip the carton open and lick the stuff off the inside or at least get a spoon to it. Should this idea be taken up in Holland then I will expect to receive Royalties, or at least a free bottle now and then...... "Prost"....(In anticipation).....


Cochise, 'appy in Amsterdam...

 

Eh, meine is German...

 

Ich nicht spreche der Hollandische lingo Meine Kampfe......mein Englishe ist even Vurst mit Brot und Dutch cheese mit der hollen immer vitch von cut drive ein truck through.........es ist yust ein Blitisher Tommy choke.....

The full translation of this can be found in......................in....errrr.....!!


Cochise, Linguisting in Lithuania.....(Master of Langwidgches)..

 

Looooooooooooooooool!
Cochise, you're very funny!!!

 

Hmm I think the speech routines in my android must have manfunctioned. *sprays WD-40 in its ear and kicks it in the rear* That oughta fix it...

 

Not to fear Chisenheinie...............Best ed is near. I had Frau Nursie, Annie Droid, duck tape your ears and the WD just trickled down to your shorts. Be extra careful when you go down the slidy chute at the playground today.

I do what I can in Playskool, Angelic ed

 

Ahhhhhh!....Bred End........where would I be without your ministrations....You Canadoonians know just what to do at the moment it needs doing........that Detox personage should be very careful where he squirts his WD Forty...especially at his age.....it does'nt last forever, I'll have him know........there'll be tears before bedtime I'll be bound......"Little man you've had a busy day"........I know why your crying, I know why your blue, someone stole your kiddy-car away.....I know why your cryin', little man you've had a busy day.......Yada....yada....yada......

Must admit though, that 'WD' stuff worked......I did a quarter mile in 7.2 seconds off the end of the slide.....left a smokin' Yankee Dragster in my dust....


Cochise, Receiving treatment in Tehran....